Vaya con Diablo!

I didn't study calculus very well. The aftermath was an F.

Thank you for that erotic email, papersmile. The word weak-kneeed comes to mind. Anyway, I have to scram. I can hear the world beckoning me to reshape it.

E-rrogenous

papersmile, in front of everyone: tell me your most errogenous dreams.

Where was you raised to speak like that? That is unbecoming a cyberlady. That is not a pipe, but a leaf blower, anyway.

99th Dan, I've already broken the chat page per capita record. When do I get some competition?

How about turtleheads?

Also, ManTurnedWoman, stop emailing me. I haven't, and I won't.

Off topic discussions are strictly prohibited. You signed a nonverbal clause when you poked in here. Honkey Talk and Jeffersons Nostalgia is 6 chats down. This thread is a worship site, and heretics will be flamed outrageously in front of onlookers, their man and/or womanhoods neutered in front of a laughing audience who will forward the most shameful day of your life in an increasingly geometric pyramid of email, until
All the Land knows about your incestuous Beanie Baby collection stolen from the cribs of St.Jude orphan refugee babies.

For non English speakers: Guten tag, mein herr and herresses. Velcome to a super great time long time happy. To make the joyous face wrinkles, please to read the chat talk. No fear from government reprisal. Glorious leader can not hear the speak sounds of our freetalk. Ispen guud noogie boo. Me spreken me llama ventriloquist y chang chong weisenheimmer, byork byork!

Please to use bathroom bowl for makink doodybrowns, please to wash both hands.

For new people: Welcome to the single greatest chat experience for an entire millenia. I want you to look around at your surroundings and take note of where you were when this grand event occured. There will be an even Newer Testament published soon, and yes, it's about me. I have already enlisted a DaVinci Code-esque tribunal of old theologians...who wanting to get the Rapture underway already, have decided "what the hell?" and have agreed to my multi level plan to make this pretty much a kickass world where real life feels like chatting online. You actually become your fakeass chat persona, and hilarity ensues.

The US government has an opinion on me, true.
Who's Travis Barker and why didn't you cry about his plane crash?

Tell me some news.

Madam, I take issue with something being too funny. I'm very serious about funny.

If you're reading this, you've already decided there is a big gaping hole in your life, and I want to fill it. Especially if you are an attractive woman.
In the past 24 hours I have helped this website become one of the most provocative, cutting-edge free dating services in the part of the world this applies to. Mingle-Pakistan is still kind of a hold-out. I'm told they are actually having a laptop burning in Bula-Bula right now, just because of the wave of rebellion and feminine fury-lust I started.
I am always ready to enlist new followers, with a one-time payment and bloodletting ceremony. This is a dating site. Attractive women will be given firstcum/first serve priority.

If I could describe myself in just one word:
Deadlysexy

I am done for now. My stomach is rumbling, I smell unwashed. I will be back to teach, conquer, entertain, destroy, create, love, hate, give and steal from you, my faceless horde of admirers.

In the immortal words of Fred G. Sanford:
"It's the big one. I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

I just noticed that ad for H-Date.com. Date others with Herpes. Wow. I do like the idea of quarantined dating sites, though. Howabout B-Date.com. Date fellow boring people. I wonder if anyone accidentally used H-Date.com or if they somehow send agents into other dating sites to create more H-Date members. If you want to prevent evil, you have to think like evil. But, I don't care too much about the prevention part.

The pancreas and colon are neighbors and they swap stories sometimes! It is not unusual for the pancreas and colon to get along. Human beings born after the year 2002 have a fused pancrea-colon organ that is also quasi-sentient.

Turns out laughter agitates the colo-ruptus sac along your pancreas, which in some individuals spreads hypo-phineal seeds along your dudodenum, which have recently been discovered to cause very painful cancer and madness.