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If you're reading this, you've already decided there is a big gaping hole in your life, and I want to fill it. Especially if you are an attractive woman.
In the past 24 hours I have helped this website become one of the most provocative, cutting-edge free dating services in the part of the world this applies to. Mingle-Pakistan is still kind of a hold-out. I'm told they are actually having a laptop burning in Bula-Bula right now, just because of the wave of rebellion and feminine fury-lust I started. I am always ready to enlist new followers, with a one-time payment and bloodletting ceremony. This is a dating site. Attractive women will be given firstcum/first serve priority. If I could describe myself in just one word: Deadlysexy |
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You realy are just too funny!
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Madam, I take issue with something being too funny. I'm very serious about funny.
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Madam, I take issue with something being too funny. I'm very serious about funny. 
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ha ha..i love it!
<~~~is hiding all fire starting utensils...nobody can light my laptop on fire! |
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Tell me some news.
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If you're reading this, you've already decided there is a big gaping hole in your life, and I want to fill it. Especially if you are an attractive woman. In the past 24 hours I have helped this website become one of the most provocative, cutting-edge free dating services in the part of the world this applies to. Mingle-Pakistan is still kind of a hold-out. I'm told they are actually having a laptop burning in Bula-Bula right now, just because of the wave of rebellion and feminine fury-lust I started. I am always ready to enlist new followers, with a one-time payment and bloodletting ceremony. This is a dating site. Attractive women will be given firstcum/first serve priority. If I could describe myself in just one word: Deadlysexy You gotta love it .. why not let US describe you instead k? |
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news...I am not leaving bed today...hmm...news Travis Barker was in a plane crash...I didn't cry.
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The US government has an opinion on me, true.
Who's Travis Barker and why didn't you cry about his plane crash? |
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Yeah new's, I have a gorgeous weekend off and, nothing to do, no plan's to be had. Laundry was not on my wish list.
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travis barker from blink 182...it was sarcasm...i kinda did.
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For new people: Welcome to the single greatest chat experience for an entire millenia. I want you to look around at your surroundings and take note of where you were when this grand event occured. There will be an even Newer Testament published soon, and yes, it's about me. I have already enlisted a DaVinci Code-esque tribunal of old theologians...who wanting to get the Rapture underway already, have decided "what the hell?" and have agreed to my multi level plan to make this pretty much a kickass world where real life feels like chatting online. You actually become your fakeass chat persona, and hilarity ensues.
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Wow, and to think we never knew we were missing anything...
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Wow, and to think we never knew we were missing anything... I'm still not missing anything 
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For new people: Welcome to the single greatest chat experience for an entire millenia. I want you to look around at your surroundings and take note of where you were when this grand event occured. There will be an even Newer Testament published soon, and yes, it's about me. I have already enlisted a DaVinci Code-esque tribunal of old theologians...who wanting to get the Rapture underway already, have decided "what the hell?" and have agreed to my multi level plan to make this pretty much a kickass world where real life feels like chatting online. You actually become your fakeass chat persona, and hilarity ensues. |
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For non English speakers: Guten tag, mein herr and herresses. Velcome to a super great time long time happy. To make the joyous face wrinkles, please to read the chat talk. No fear from government reprisal. Glorious leader can not hear the speak sounds of our freetalk. Ispen guud noogie boo. Me spreken me llama ventriloquist y chang chong weisenheimmer, byork byork!
Please to use bathroom bowl for makink doodybrowns, please to wash both hands. |
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when was the last time you ever heard the word honkey or honky, i think the last time i actually heard that word was on "the jeffersons" george use to say it all the time when he got pissed at white people i actually believe it was quite funny
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Wow, and to think we never knew we were missing anything... I'm still not missing anything Oh I'm missing something but he's in another state, not sure what this thread is.... 
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YES...deadly sexy...:)
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