There ya go. question/answer.

how do you know when I orgasm shoe monkey?

bearded ladies exist outside of circuses. local bookstore f'r instance. It's a pretty coarse pubic looking beard that I guess she's proud of, but I'm imagining a velcro sound with her boyfriend (if he exists) and it's not pleasing to the mind.

So, would the phrase, "like moths to a flame" be appropriate here? I want to learn about Mingle2 and how it works, but first I need to conquer it, kind of like a carnivorous Bengal tiger needs to be shot with a tranq dart so you can give it a pap smear.

I ain't said nothing unseemly, and if I did it was only Shining Truth. I really feel sorry for all the martyrs in history. I truly feel their pain. I feel as if I've been crucified, burned, shot, covered in tar and feathers, had pictures of my beaver published in the Enquirer.

This is ridiculous x 2.

I'm tha O to the P.
Da Original Posta.

what's an OP?

yeah, not too many virgins round these parts. only ones are in diapers. and that's a whole different website entirely.

why are there chinamen in your words? i actually didn't even know there were chatrooms on this. My profile's been here about 2 weeks. I clicked on "community" and saw what looked like messageboards, and decided to put a funny headline up, and all of a sudden, people were responding to me real-time. It was a quantum leap in date sites. Maybe I don't need a date if I have a legion of cult-like fans. I can always order the virgin brought forward.

I told myself 6 pages, tonight...but, then I was like whoah, slow down pardner...people used to get burned at the stake for awesomeness. I decided 5 pages was amazing enough.

those like like laughing chinamen.

that's now how you spell ****.

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Yep. Never been here in my life, but already have gone down in Mingle History. If you speak to me, please refer to me as the 5-Pager, or I won't acknowledge you as a human being. Tanks.

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Five freakin' pages. This is like being on the moon. I want to thank my family, and also my high school gym teacher, not the pedophile one, the other one. Also, I'd like to thank Obama and Obama Girl. And I must not forget Mr. Mittens, who did a few special things for me when I was down and out. In your own language, Mr. Mittens: Bong shock chowey moo-voo. For real, thank you. This is the 67th best day of my life.

Is there a way to memorialize these chat windows like into a permanent tribute window or something?

I smell a 5 pager on the wind. It smells like victory, which smells like napalm, because I am the bomb,but not just any bomb, the a-bomb, because it was the first bomb. and that bomb was dropped 5 times, like the pages I'm racking up.

no way on the 40 pager. that's cryptozoology or something. it can't exist