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Fri 09/19/08 05:39 PM
thats' a good screenname idea, chops

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Fri 09/19/08 05:37 PM
How many 4-Pagers in Mingle History? My Mingle Money is on none. I feel like a Messiah or something.

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Fri 09/19/08 05:35 PM
I rock super hard long into the night. I'm like a space ninja driving a rainbow over a waterfall.

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Fri 09/19/08 05:34 PM
FOUR PAGER!

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Fri 09/19/08 05:33 PM
Duckiegiggles, your photo leaves my soul empty inside, but you answered my question, at least. thank you

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Fri 09/19/08 05:32 PM
I have a crimped spine. That's the only pose I can do.

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Fri 09/19/08 05:31 PM
Krimsa, did they edit your crap comment or did you voluntarily change it?

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Fri 09/19/08 05:30 PM
I slipped into a more comfortable photo. So, no one on here has dated here?

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Fri 09/19/08 05:25 PM
how does this site make cash with free emails to members? this is getting less mingly

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Fri 09/19/08 05:24 PM
once again: JSH?

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Fri 09/19/08 05:14 PM
Sweetheart, I'm bucking for the 4-pager.

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Fri 09/19/08 05:13 PM
What's JSH? You all seem to know each other. Is this dating site worth it? Seems fun. Has everyone here already dated each other? Am I looking at my future as a permanent dating website attendee? How does this place make money with free emails? Answer my questions from last to first. GO!

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Fri 09/19/08 05:01 PM
I will be providing a more authentic taking a dump photo in the near future. I just recently had surgery on my urethra and it looks like a miniature Whoopi Goldberg screaming down there. So, I was rightly embarassed to do take a pantless crapping photo.

I still crapped though.

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Fri 09/19/08 04:55 PM
Did Christ just spam me with some kind of joke?

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Fri 09/19/08 04:54 PM
i provided the set-up for that joke. you're welcome.

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Fri 09/19/08 04:47 PM
haha.

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Fri 09/19/08 04:46 PM
so, no love for a new member?

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Fri 09/19/08 04:39 PM
Hey, Island of Dr. Moreau Man-Dog, you just scared the living bee-jeesus out of me with that photo. I will not sleep soundly tonight knowing man-dogs prowl our cities...and they can type!

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Fri 09/19/08 04:34 PM
You liar! You said you promised not to give anyone AIDS, but you did,you so did!

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Fri 09/19/08 04:30 PM
However, if you'd like to buy some AIDS..that can probably be arranged in downtown ATL.

I make 8 million dollars a year. I just wanted to hear how that sounded in my head. Now, I feel sad. For a second there, I was an actual octmillionaire. Maybe I should stop telling people my lies are false. Hmm...

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