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Chuck ain't no Dumba$$
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, ¡You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for the government. |
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For the men......
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So a Blond lady walks into a Dairy and tells the guy "I need a LOT of milk because I want to take a Milk bath, I hear it's good for the skin". So the guy asks her "Do you want pasteurized" and she replies "No, up to the t*t's will be fine"
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Topic:
For the men......
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So a Blond lady walks into a Dairy and tells the guy "I need a LOT of milk because I want to take a Milk bath, I hear it's good for the skin". So the guy asks her "Do you want pasteurized" and she replies "No, up to the t*t's will be fine"
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For the men......
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No, No and sure I'd admit it if I were Gay: but sorry I'm not
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Batman - The Dark Knight
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Sunday was adjusted a bit (down a million) to $12,764,034 for a total of $393,751,065. Still sits at #8 and should move to #7 on Tuesday.
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I saw Harry & Komar escape from Guantanamo Bay
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Topic:
dark night was to long
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LMMFAO!!! The movie sucked so bad I saw it TWICE
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Topic:
Batman - The Dark Knight
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Damn!!! They posted weekend numbers and it did better than I thought: Saturday $17,225,000 for a total of $381,037,000 and Sunday $13,850,000 bumping it up to $394,887,000.
Saturday night it moved into 8th place of all time: 9 Star Wars Ep. III: Revenge of the Sith - $380,270,577 10 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $377,027,325 11 Spider-Man 2 $373,524,485 12 The Passion of the Christ $370,782,930 Next up on the list: 7th Spider-Man $403,706,375 |
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Powerglove (again)
- Tetras
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Topic:
Love Without Marriage
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For most women there is less to "Worry" about in the case of a divorce since they're going to get Alimony and possible Child support
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Love.....
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Hey! Some of us are immature into our 40's damnit...lol
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Topic:
Love.....
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Letting guys know up front that you want a long term relationship or eventually marriage isn't desperate... it's honest and realistic. Why do so many people criticize people for that? Because it takes the enjoyment out of getting to know someone. You're instantly trying to judge the person you're going out with to see if they're "Marriage Material" before you know if you have anything in common with them (besides what gets her off). |
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Topic:
Love.....
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Amen Down2Earth
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Powerglove - Mortal Combat
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Was that a coincidence? (Did you know that Rob Zombies little brothers band is Powerman 5000?)
Styx - Grand Illusion |
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Powerman 5000-When Worlds Collide
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Scorpions - Zoo
Sammy F*cking Haggar - Moss Tequila FINALLY!!!!! |
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Foo Fighters - Best of you
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Molly Hatchette - Fall of the Peace Makers
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Devo - Whip it
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