Check if it has visible serial numbers/registration info. You can verify if it was stolen online, different registries for different cities.

Pending no one reporting it stolen, refurb and go nuts.

Even after saying it out loud, I don't get it.

Dad- We're coming into town to visit your brother and see the kids.

Tromeo- Awesome. Weren't you just here about three weeks ago?

Dad- Yes, but your brother got a vasectomy and wanted us to come down and help out, since your sister-in-law is having trouble with her rear end.

Tromeo- Steve got his balls snipped and Julie has ass problems?

Dad- Yes. Please don't make fun of your sister-in-law, but don't forget to call your brother and mock him for getting his balls snipped.

-five days pass, parents enter town-

Text Message from Dad- Don't forget to call your brother and make fun of his balls.

I love my family.

This is just astounding. Simply astounding.

You spelled both moderator and delete wrong.

Pork was unhealthy because it couldn't be cooked hot enough to be safe. Same with rats. They made up a nifty story to convince people not to eat it. That's it. End of story.

Even toxic waste can last somewhere longer than 3 minutes...

Isn't this nothing more than justification for being overweight? You can claim "well, their numbers say I'm obese, but i'm not!" Obese is a term thrown around much too often. Being obese is being medically overweight. People seem to confuse being obese with just being fat.

You're doing a bang up job there, champ.


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Dang! This thread is bull****!

I like them with peanut butter sauce and baby corn.

You look kinda like Uncle Phil.

Merriam Webster might be more appropriate.

But....how can you die working if you retire?....

Kiss, for sure.

Nothing that was mentioned is ironic, though.

Either that wallpaper goes, or I go.

Love is blind only works if you're seriously disfigured by toxic waste. That said, I met my girlfriend when her seeing eye dog peed on my shoe.

Huff some paint. That always tuckers me right out.

Irony is using a word to convey a meaning opposite to its definition.

So, no, it's not ironic. Alanis didn't mention anything ironic, either. Just unfortunately coincidental.