Anybody got a match to lite up his fumey day!

STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang! It's good to be ME!

I told it like It "IS" on Mingle! & if they can't accept it! LUMP IT!

I can smell another post that's gonna get locked! & I ain't to blame this time!

ATTN: ALL Women over 18 & under breathing that's stopped! PM me! I can fix that!

I can fix that! PM me!

class/grass/ gas or ass... nobody rides for free!

& begging (saying please) makes it worse!

Very Nice! I agree!

I turn bread into a 4 course meal! & I can turn water into delicious aged wine!

The answer to this question is to see the Topic ......> "I have a Supurb Catholic Idea"
Posted above this one! Ooops! I ment Below this one!

I bubble up! with my rubber ducky in the bathtub with Mr. bubbles!

& I go out when the sun shines! ( Outgoing)

Praise the Lord!

Tell the truth & shame the devil!

smiles..........

BUT!...> If you read in between the lines my friend!........> It ain't mexican at all!

That's.......> Hey Hey Ralphie Boy!

If any of you remember Jackie Gleason, now that was a "TRUE GENIOUS"

The Honeymooners aired on CBS from 1955-1956 with 39 episodes.

I bought these 39 rare treasured episodes on a 5 DVD boxed set for about $30 along with his biography on Amazon. (A wonderful buy)

I was born in 1957 and as I got older, I appreciated good wholesome comedy & only wished I was alive & grown during that era when he was doing his live shows to see him this in person! (NOT like most other filthy "SO CALLED COMEDIANS" do today) where you either need to take a gun for protection or a body guard to see a show.

My 2 favorites that immediately come to mind are the "Handy Housewife Helper" which gleason ( Ralph Kramden) goes on a TV spot during a late late late show "LIVE" with sidekick Norton (Art Carney) & Freezes with stage fright! trying to demonstrate this thing!

& the other was the $99,000 question game show, where after this poor soul (Ralph) studies his knowledge of music all week, missing work & blowing lots of money to brush up... to only find the intro that Norton played on the piano before he started into a song, Ralph didn't know when it was the 1st song given to him on the game show!

Remember! THESE WERE DONE > "LIVE" every Sat night! in front of a studio audience! AS IT WAS TELEVISED!!!

Gleason also played the goofy relentless sheriff in smokey & the bandit among many many other master works of his career.

Gleason died at 71 yrs of age in 1987 from liver & colon cancer.

He'll surely be missed by millions & GOD broke the mold when he made him!

Any younger people who reads this "MUST" see this mans work!

Maybe if more younger people did, we'd be kinder & loving each other more instead of hating as this world's in a total mess! ...

An Orange Julius was or still is ( Don't Know If They make Them Anymore ) I remember going to the mall in upstate NY in the 70s-80s where I'm orig from, They had a stand in the middle of the mall.
It consisted of a on the spot mix!
Fresh squeezed oranges/ egg/ ice/ powdered sugar & some other contents, Then all mixed in a blender! can't remember!
But! it was out of this world!!!!!

LMAO IN TEARS!!!!!!!! Now that's a good 1 !

Oh! and sometimes a french apple pie or cakes!

I ain't no good at baking I burn everything!
So I just go to the soopy market & stock up on Snickers/licorice/KitKats & Icecream!

"The Loyal Faithful Loving Wife"

An elderly couple of 50 yrs were talking one day.
The husband was a cheap,thrifty miser that always made his wife go without all those years of marriage and as a christian woman she put up with it!
I went to the Dr. today said the old misserable man! & the Dr. said I got about a month left to live!

He said when I die, I demand you woman to put all of "OUR" money in this metal box and place it in my casket at the service for I am bringing it to the afterlife with me!
& HE MENT IT! >>>

Now as a loyal faithful loving wife & christian woman she aggreed smiling as always...>

I'm thinking here WTF???

So the day comes he passes on and at the funeral parlor the poor abused widow of all those terrible years going without sits patiently in the rear dressed in black next to her long time girlfriend as the room of people waits for the preacher to end the service.

Then as the preacher is about to close the lid of the casket! the widow shouts WAIT!

The widow appoaches the coffin with a metal box & places it inside next to her dead husband! then scoots back to her seat.

Her long time girlfriend of many years sitting next to the widow sez...> Girl!!!!!! You wern't foolish enough to put all your money in that metal box to be burried with that no good bum of a husband! After all these years he treated you like garbage and made you go without did you??????????????????

The widow turned to her girlfiend calm & smiling stating...> Yes Indeed! I did!...

As a Loyal Faithful Loving Wife & Christian Woman I "ALWAYS" done what my late husband asked of me!

HOWEVER! I first took all of the money from "OUR" account, & placed it into > "MY" account! .... Then! I wrote him a "CHECK" and put it in the metal box and that's what he has in his coffin!
!!! "A CHECK" !!!

I DID WHAT WAS ASKED OF ME!

" ! IF HE CAN CASH IT ~ HE CAN KEEP IT ! "

I'm goin shoppin & out to party after this said the widow

Sounds like the peeps from West VA moved to PA.! Sounds like somethin they would doooooooooooooooooo...