Got this via email hilarious

Why parents drink:

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished

to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then

he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was

addressed to 'Dad..' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.

'Dear Dad:It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new

girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have

been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you

would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight

motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But

it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we

will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of

firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more

children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't

really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it

with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the

meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy

can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how

to take care of myself.. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit

so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS.

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card.

That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.'

To Funny.LOL.

Everyone in my office is looking at me cause im laughing my ass off and wondering what the hell lol

LMFAO!!! that was hysterical <3

Thats great!!

LMAO IN TEARS!!!!!!!! Now that's a good 1 !

i thought so lmao

Very well done, I've had to bury bad news like that before but I was never so creative.

you and me both, LOL

Glad you thought so too

definitely

LMAO

I know right?

too funny have to bump

that was GREAT!!

awesome wish I had thought of that when I was younger....

I know funny huh?