You stand in "line-ups" or "queues" (in Victoria, BC) at the movie, not lines.
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my
BOWL OF POUTINE" !
You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
You drink pop, not soda.
You had a Prime Minister who wasn't fluent in either of the official languages (English & French).
You know what it means to be 'on the pogey'.
You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at thecamp, eh?!"
You can drink legally while still a teen in some provinces.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with very good cigars.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it, instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don't WANT to know if he has!
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
You drive with your headlights on during the day (since 1989, all new cars have been fitted with "daytime running lights").
You participated in "Participaction."

That's before I started playing second base.

You assume a lot, you know that?

You COULD find out through the tutoring ASSUMING i'd fall for your french charm.

French women moan differently than American women?

You would.
I could stay there two weeks and still come back only knowing one word in French. "Oui"

I told my dad I'm going to learn to speak French because nobody knows how to speak it.

Speaking of Spanish ... wooh, do I have a story to tell...

Last night, Philadelphia Direct called (around 9pm, a telemarketer) .. so I've been answering the phone, speaking spanish. "Hola. Coma estas?"
They usually hang up.

This woman goes "Hello?" So I say "Hola." She replies, "Hola. Coma estas bien? Es hable inglais?" My eyes just bug out and I'm thinking. 'Sh!t.' I just say "No hable englais." ..She laughs! So then she asks "Does anyone speak English in your house? En su casa?" I start laughing, not loudly so she can hear, but then I just hang up.

It's a million times better than Starbucks. I never understood why people pay $6 for pee in a paper cup...

Good call cutie

Not gonna lie......I've paid $24 (£12) for a can of Timmie's fine grind before

I disagree, and as usual, a woman thinks she knows what a man is or isn't. Look, you ladies have it all wrong when it comes to what a guy means when he says he is a nice guy. Nice guys they aren't perfect. They have flaws, and they know that. Doesn't mean nice guys are "whiners" either. That is a crap statement and apparently you ladies are hanging around too many gay guys that you have developed this opinion. You see, nice guys know that they have a tendency to be shy, but when they go for it, most of the time it doesn't pan out. It's not that nice guys whine. They just get fed up with all the crap that happens to them. And you ladies should know this feeling too because I see threads on here all the time where a woman will talk about a guy is a jerk, a-hole, or blah, blah something else. Hate to disagree with you Lilith, but this is one instance where I do.

why can't I ask you?

sooooooooooo all you busy bees ..

what's for lunch?

No, I rarely get categorized as 'nice'. Pushy, abrasive, outgoing, outrageously heterosexual, opinionated, yes, all of these.

I tell people..... I am thicker skinned than you think, Lay it on me. The upside is once in a while I get wonderfully constructive criticism. I admire that.

You wish.