10. MYTH: Canada is full of tree hugging hippies.

~TRUTH: Canada isn't even close to being full. (they hate it when you cheek them like that.)

9. Myth: All Canadians are Bi-Lingual.

~TRUTH: Most of us slept through French class, know as much french as is displayed on cereal boxes and beer cans, and wonder if building an unscalable wall around Quebec would be considered 'seperation'.

8. MYTH: Most people who live in British Columbia are British.

~TRUTH: Sorry, if we were British, we would have gone along with your little "plan" of "world domination."

7. MYTH: Most Canadians are lumberjacks.

~TRUTH: Actually, we tried that. What happened was the people we were trading with started b!tching about losing money because we cut down trees so fast. Now half of us are in economics, so we can figure out all the new taxes for exporting to our 'neighbor'.

6. MYTH: Canadians love Celine Dion.

~TRUTH: For the love of all that is holy, no.

5. MYTH: If you are from Canada, you must know 'Glen'.

~TRUTH: I know this one has been overdone, but i have a good point to make: I don't know Bob either.

4. MYTH: Canada kisses the U.S.'s ass.

~TRUTH: No. We kiss holes in the ground and tea kettles. We thought you'd have figured that out by now. (might have to think a little for that one)

3. MYTH: Canadians love Curling.

~TRUTH: Most of us have never curled, think 'skipper' is the fat dude from Gilligan's Island, and wouldn't step on the ice without skates, a hockey stick, and a bottle of whiskey.

2. MYTH: Canadian beer has more alcohol than American beer, Canadians have nudity on TV that isn't pay-per-view, Canadians grow some of the best weed in the world.

~TRUTH: OK, you got us there.

1. MYTH: Canadians are all peace keeping Pacifists, and can't protect themselves.

~TRUTH: Well, most of us do evade unnecessary conflict, and we do prefer peace to war. We also think you did a great job rebuilding that big white house you got down there.

Let the American vs. Canadian debate begin!

I don't know what this is all about. I happen to like Canadians. (Mostly.)

It is a joke nothing more. I like Canadians to!

Canadians say "eh"?
We Americans should say "B"
after all, Mexicans say "C"

Myth: The Canadian Army only has a dozen tanks.

Truth: They took pictures of the ONE tank in many locations.

Take off eh?

Wanna know what Americans REALLY think of Canada????






We dont......



(Jon Stewart said it not me!!!)

you poser

*cough* hoser *cough*

I know Canadians who take out insurance policies when they visit. Then if they get hurt they wont get sodomized by the American health care system

One of the finest women on this site, my friend Peg(elaineseekingjerry), is a Canadian. It's not her fault, either.

I like Celine Dion..... but don't buy her albums.

I went to Canada for about an hour once. I can't afford it!

And we can just work all down the alphabet eh?

canada has real beer . americans have canned swamp water.!!!!!

Americans DO say "B"....


Biotch, Buddy, Bastard, Bucko, etc, etc, etc.

I heard Canadians eat baby squirrels or something.

Only on Sundays. And only when the moon is in the sky at noon.

Ontario isn't Canada... you might as well live south of the border. All that differs is your stupid accent.

Hey there Jarret, back when I was a boy, growing up in Moosejaw, unlcle Bruce built a rink in the yard eh. He taught us how to shoot. He would always tell me 'Eh, son, keep your stick on the ice'. He learned that from Don Cherry Eh.. Gosh Don Cherry, noyone knows more about the game then him eh. He's so smart, and he loves the Maple Leafs. Cbc is so great, Tucker is a great player Eh. We havn't won the cup in like 50 years eh, but next year will be our time.

Oh wait.... actually, at least Americans know how to appreciate decent sports. Like a football league that doesn't have to line up in a shotgun formation on a RUNNING PLAY. I'd like to see the argonaust against the worst NFL team, playing CFL rules..... would be so nice to see every player on the Toronto team injured for life.

Canadian women are hot...too bad i can't get across the border