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Sun 03/08/15 04:32 PM

Afraid to commit! Not knowing what to do.

I was with my girl for 4 years before we got married. I was the one holding back. She kept asking me..... Do you want to marry me? After so many times of her asking, I sat her down and said we will get married, just not now. Married over 10 years.

There are many variables involved in the divorce. No kids thankfully.

Let's just say............. I HATE CHEATERS!


Let me guess then turned around and blamed you saying;
"Because you kept pushed me away in the beginning when I wanted to get married"

Hey! Hey!..right? What a piece of $_7^€/,
I ¥÷£# her


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Sun 03/08/15 10:10 AM

:laughing: funny friend..haha

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Sat 03/07/15 05:18 PM

I was going to ask the same for men. Really what do you guys do aside from sperm donation?


You mean to ask:
What can we do for hot woman that they can't do themselves?
Licalotapuss! You can't do that yourself.

I don't donate for the purpose of procreation.
You may be happy to here that.

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Sat 03/07/15 06:54 AM

Estelle and the other writer, Redmist. :heart:

"The other writer"

Are you telling it to go f* 'Em self...lol

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Thu 03/05/15 10:09 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Thu 03/05/15 10:38 PM

I'm going to wash my eyes now.

There you have it folks, Erotic metaphors at their best! slaphead

:wink:
At its best Sheik!
*edits in
Well I guess it could have gotten A little better.
I could have said she could come up and blow it for me,My
flat apparatus of course.
ha ha


and G'night to you both waving
5:00 AM comes fast and we will have daylight savings for Sun morning.

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Thu 03/05/15 09:57 PM


It's frustrating because I know women find me sexually attractive but because they're so stubborn on the connection thing I keep being denied access. One thing I've learned during my time on dating sites is that women have no compassion when it comes to men's needs. I wouldn't have the heart to do that to them though. If I had a headache or a cold or something I'd still try to please her, even if all I can manage is a quicky.


quote:I keep being denied access

ya know, It's not a ATM machine LoL



??????? sure they are.
A woman is just like a bank:

You deposit;
you withdraw;

and before you know it...
your lossing interest

*I think Reds got it right


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Thu 03/05/15 09:43 PM
And much better than a cold air balloon ride.
I could blow ya some hot hot air,right between the goal postflowers
I love you

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Thu 03/05/15 09:34 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Thu 03/05/15 09:38 PM





What has happened to Davidben1, anyways? sad2

He was Free Mingle 2's Pathological Philosopher.

The Man with the Kentucky Fried answers to a question nobody asked.

rofl
take guess?
1)lost his posting privileges and deactivated?
2)Two loving family members resently had him committed
3)He has been a long time resident and lost his internet privileges again
as staff has read his mingle posts and deactivated him.
David had a behavioral outbreak the following dinner and stabed a staff member with his plastic fork (The peas were cold)
(4) David took off with "my GF"


*Just having a joke,all in fun people


waving I'm thinking a toss up between #'s 1 and 3....



lol
well Howdy sexy,beautiful picture I have up..lol. (you have up)no! is this is where I say your Beautiful. .a ya probably get sick of hearing it.

Sooo yes highly probable,1 & 3.
#4.. "my GF" :
Very unlikely,he dosent know where I stay and
'she' is still flat in the closet, I checked.

Well I thought if ones going to have a joke on the expence of one thats not here then they better be the butt of a joke toowaving

miss ya today
<3




I have a compressor, you're welcome to it borrow anytime...:wink: ...As for beautiful pics...Shall we just call it a toss up?:tongue: ...Miss you too...:heart:

Your compressor? Then how are you going to run your air tools?
wait I mintue,I was going to say if you bring it up then you wont need your air tool, I can fix it for you.but thats a silly thought.
If you come up I won't need the compressorthink
you can fix it for me.
so how does next week sound?

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Thu 03/05/15 09:02 PM



What has happened to Davidben1, anyways? sad2

He was Free Mingle 2's Pathological Philosopher.

The Man with the Kentucky Fried answers to a question nobody asked.

rofl
take guess?
1)lost his posting privileges and deactivated?
2)Two loving family members resently had him committed
3)He has been a long time resident and lost his internet privileges again
as staff has read his mingle posts and deactivated him.
David had a behavioral outbreak the following dinner and stabed a staff member with his plastic fork (The peas were cold)
(4) David took off with "my GF"

*Just having a joke,all in fun people


waving I'm thinking a toss up between #'s 1 and 3....



lol
well Howdy sexy,beautiful picture I have up..lol. (you have up)no! is this is where I say your Beautiful. .a ya probably get sick of hearing it.

Sooo yes highly probable,1 & 3.
#4.. "my GF" :
Very unlikely,he dosent know where I stay and
'she' is still flat in the closet, I checked.

Well I thought if ones going to have a joke on the expence of one thats not here then they better be the butt of a joke toowaving

miss ya today
<3


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Thu 03/05/15 08:32 PM
Castaway.
when Tom Hanks beat up Wilson and kicked him down the hill.
It was sad and made me realize thats what I do to my chainsaws.

"Im so sorry Wilson, never again! NEVER AGAIN WISLON!!
When Wilson was lost at sea I actually did cry.

Hey I'm a loner

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Thu 03/05/15 08:18 PM

What has happened to Davidben1, anyways? sad2

He was Free Mingle 2's Pathological Philosopher.

The Man with the Kentucky Fried answers to a question nobody asked.

rofl
take guess?
1)lost his posting privileges and deactivated?
2)Two loving family members resently had him committed
3)He has been a long time resident and lost his internet privileges again
as staff has read his mingle posts and deactivated him.
David had a behavioral outbreak the following dinner and stabed a staff member with his plastic fork (The peas were cold)
(4) David took off with "my GF"

*Just having a joke,all in fun people

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Mon 03/02/15 03:11 AM




Depends what the questions are? If I'm comfortable answering them then it's fine, but if they really start getting too personal, I want to know why they're asking me those questions straight away?


So, you would not have any interest in participating in my next survey?
Depends what the survey is about Totage?


I know. lol, I do surveys for one of my websites which is an online health shop. Some of the questions are personal so that we can gain a better understanding of our customers and their needs. The surveys are anonymous though, so no personally identifiable data is collected, just the data needed to make the best business decisions based on our customer needs.

Wh-Wha-What! my libido is fine! how the hell is yours!:angry:

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Mon 03/02/15 02:14 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Mon 03/02/15 02:54 AM


"Beautiful British Columbia"
"spring has sprung"

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Mon 03/02/15 02:11 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Mon 03/02/15 02:49 AM

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Mon 03/02/15 01:00 AM

Thanks!

Didn't know Alaska was your home, Rock!

Hi Leigh!!
flowerforyou waving


Didn't you see the gun and the cigarette hanging out of his mouth?
How Alaskan..:smile:

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Mon 03/02/15 12:56 AM
No mistaking the rain forest of the PNW..home!
I thought it was the Queen Charlotte Islands though. Very beautiful! but I was sure that wasn't a BC ferry.

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Sun 03/01/15 11:14 PM
hey chuck, nice to see ya.

The obvious solution to this is beat them to the punch.
The ol' reverse psychology. you follow?
Thats right,I'm saying just send them first and get it out of the way and they will be left to ask for clothed pictures.

Its like going to an A circuit strip bar.
once you seen all four naked, you start eying up the waitress.
because she has clothes on. true.

Seriously,I agree with the serious responses thus far.
I couldn't imagine taking it there.

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Sun 03/01/15 02:10 PM
:laughing:

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a signout of the corner of his eye...
It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION...
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you! my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
:laughing:

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Sun 03/01/15 02:04 PM

I can't be bothered with dating anymore.

so the female dating wasn't working out so you told us you
may just take an interest in men, ( trysexual) try anything once.
now you want to become (buysexual) if you can't get it you'll buy it.
and now you can't even find any to take your moneyslaphead
You couldn't organize a BJ in a whore house, me man.
You obviously don't dress yourself in the morning...lol




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Sun 03/01/15 12:53 PM
Lmao..was it all the tats...lol j/kwaving

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