welcome

Wow...Great

Hi Hottie and welcome to family!!!!!!!!!!

In Pakistan ..Government encourage militants to trade drugs

yes this is true again

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Teacher

GF should be intelligence with presence of mind

Most of people live in this world perform their major jobs with right hand. When you tie wrist watch of left hand you can also keep watch and study time bound activities incase of any urgency.

best luck

“Our greatest happiness in life does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, But is always the result of good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits."

By Thomas Jefferson {1743-1826 3rd US President

Some people in life are a part of U…and even when u let them go, U never lose them,cos u find the memories of time spent together still living in "U" Have a Great Day……

"Life is a war fight it like a knight,
do things in life what u feel is right,
if u do it right,god will show u the light,
then life, is nothing but delight"

Very rightly said..

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Very well said... Very nice.

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother he said, 'You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second mom: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turns to the third mom: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, 'Come on ****, we're leaving.'

Santa Singh turns Christian


Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa Singh decided to change his
religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.
One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
the confessional unattended, He called Santa D'Costa (his new name) and
asked him to cover for him.

Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to
stay with him for a little while and learn what to do.

Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few
minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have
sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Woman: " I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times"
Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.
He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times"
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the
priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later
another woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Santa: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once"
Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three
times for $ 5.00"