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My Ex started out looking like Loni Anderson...but later, started looking like Louie Anderson. Need I say more?

Marriage? Once was enough. Sex? Last time I came close was when the Doctor told me to drop my pants and cough. Oh well.

Marriage? Once was enough. Sex? Last time I came close was when the Doctor told me to drop my pants and cough. Oh well.

Laughter is good....no....it's GREAT.

At the tender age of 96...shot by a jealous husband.

The C.O. and the 1st sarge were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1st sarge said, " Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see". The C.O. said, " I see millions of stars". The 1st sarge asks again, " And what does that tell you, Sir?" The C.O. says, " Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially, billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, sarge?" The 1st sarge says. " Well Sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent".

Been there...done that...didn't want me

nine...ten....lets get a drink and stop this silly game.

50?? I already gave 20 plus...sorry, I retired.

And catch Hell from his wife...when he gets home.

OMG LOL your display pic just made me squirt mountain dew out my nose



I just perved him. Almost busted a gut!! Very funny dude!! So, does brother of the wind mean HE BREAKS WIND A LOT???


Actually...my Indian name is.........Runs with Beers.

Mountain Dew??? lol Sorry about that.

There are two popular theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


Give a man a fish and he will eat for one day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer, all day. (let's hear it for us guys..yeah )

If my hands fall asleep.....does it count???

The new emblem for the Government is the 'Condom', since it more clearly represents what the government does;
A Condom stands up to inflation
Halts production
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of pri*cks
and gives you a sense of security
while it's screwing you.

yo quero TACO BELL. ding ding

Of Course its a rhetorical question, and ....what's that Dear? No, I am not on the computer. Yes Dear. Gotta go, people. bye

If a man speaks in the forest, but there is no woman to hear him, ...is he still wrong???

'Boys', like him...have never been in the military nor do they know what the Hell they are talking about. I wouldn't pay attention to what he has said. Also, accept my sympathy for your loss. I too, have been there and fortunately, returned. I praise and give thanks to our men and women for their sacrifices and bravery, for serving their country. Former Special Forces..retired (Lt. Col.)