is there a bottle of captain morgan in the house

if so slide it down my way pweeeze

i agree whole heartily this is the joke column. before anybody judges anybody over a joke maybe you should go & read what they post in the other forums.

for all the ones that posted negativily more power to ya ya have the right. next time tho do some checking on the person either male or female before ya go & label them

oh & if ya go & say something bout the spellin i do here it goes to show ya don't look at peeps profiles before ya blurt something out.

keep sendin them out uk i always get a chuckle or 2

bravo wussStud

i'm a hiilbilly thump. whatcha expect

hey grannit

baaaooooooooooo ol john wesley helped tree a couple coons.

eenin everyone

i'm fine how r u

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

welcome to jsh mike. jump in the forums & have some fun with us all.

hello & welcome to jsh floridabama

shame on you

welcome to jsh vincient

aarrgghhh another sailor walks da plank
sorry pat couldn't pass it up

het pat how are you this morning

prayers to your sis scttrbrain