how ya like ur eggs nicki

i think i just heard the back screen door close.

or if ya just want toast. i'm the master with the toaster

could be.. i have ham, hashbrowns, eggs, waffles, bacon, sausage, biscuits, pancakes if ya want em & i can whip up a rather delightfull gravy to go along with the above

speakin of fixin things whats for breakfast

i come up with one every now & then

naw didn't kill santa, just using pic to displace underaged children from the site.

mornin kat how u this lovely novemer mornin

mornin suzi

i dunno

a lot of women put the little devil smilie up but most are just sweet little angels.

i think i can cope

had to "pop" to the bathroom. just a little bit of sleetin over this way yeah. how bout or there.

a rigid shopvac does well for major pudding clean-ups yeah.

skin color doesn't mean anything.
and as for pudding... don't use tapioca

the announcer in those walgreens commercials is scary sounding.

ho ho ho merry christmas..

shame on you sps.

Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the
fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you
make the decision."
The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.
"So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting a new kitchen."