Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'", replies TONY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f**king difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

my hair was long enough that when it was messed up i resembled a sheepdog. or so i was told.

got it cut a couple of weeks ago & now i look like a shaved poodle.

ha ha mini throw up my azz ha ha.

you have a good night or mornin or whatever time it is up you way. time for me to get my much needed beauty sleep.

one last pervy note to catch to brighten her mornin & off i go.

laterz gypsy

naw i'm a good samaritan type of middle aged man.

my thoughts are as pure as the first snow of winter.

as clean as the last load of laundry

as innocent as a new born babe

good cause i think thats a really great tape job on the racket handle

gypsy, are you tellin me in a nice way to quit commentin on the pic you have up at this time.

now i'm wonderin if i send pervy notes (wheres the puzzled emoticon when ya need it)

your pic got me to take a look back when i first got on here. at least i thought it was you. maybe it wasn't. that was awhile back. and i'm not a stalker so i haven't looked since.

with a pic like that did you think it wouldnt?

show it & they will come.

so catch, you don't like bbq or salted peanuts ?

i've never posted things i've never did

i wasn't thinkin vaseline

dang that was sick also. i gotta get my head out of the gutter

what your actually doing is reachin for a foriegn substance to give the ball a better top spin

that was sick butt i had to say it

i was lookin at the tennis rachet or however u spell it

a friendship of 27 yrs should be weighed heavily before it's pitched aside like an old rag.

congrats on the no drugs hotmom.

u funny gypsy, u funny

shame on you winnie

welcome to jsh smith

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.