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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 12/07/07 12:10 PM
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I'm probably going to get hate mail for this but......
She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy model f*cks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.  
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hahahahahaha
your going to be single a long time. but good one. |
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OMG thats not nice.Thats a No No shame on you
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Asshole
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Yep, I say you will get a lot of hate mail from that!
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Very mean....
You need to strip and stand naked for an hour looking at your own body in front of a mirror.... reality check.....
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AND YOU WONDER WHY ROUY SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my definition is simple
Tori Amos |
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You must have a lot of free time on your hands.
I hope you're happy being single. Get used to it.
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yea u are an ass and goodluck you will need it!
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Sheeeeeesh. It's meant to be a joke ladies. If I was serious I wouldn't have posted it.
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Thats a very old joke and not funny in mixed company. So here is an real description.
Smart, witty, independant, compassionate with a zest for life. Secure enough in herself that she is not offended by a man holding a door, offering a hand down from a high step. Takes care of herself. Has her act together and believes drama belongs on stage or in a movie. |
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Edited by
Glass_eyes
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Fri 12/07/07 01:33 PM
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Sheeeeeesh. It's meant to be a joke ladies. If I was serious I wouldn't have posted it.
Lastly, if you figured that you would get hate mail from it, then why the hell did you post it in the first place? |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 12/07/07 01:50 PM
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Sheeeeeesh. It's meant to be a joke ladies. If I was serious I wouldn't have posted it.
Lastly, if you figured that you would get hate mail from it, then why the hell did you post it in the first place? BECAUSE IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE!!! Which is why it is posted on the joke thread. If you read my other stuff you'll notice that most of it is in support of women. |
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good grief people...its a freakin joke...cmon..this is not the place to stand up on your soapbox and preach about it..if it offends you that much dont freakin read it....i for one thought it was hilarious but i am secure with myself and dont make it a habit to go around being a hater
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and furthermore he is an excellent man and i won't tolerate all this hating on him
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Thats a very old joke and not funny in mixed company. So here is an real description. Smart, witty, independant, compassionate with a zest for life. Secure enough in herself that she is not offended by a man holding a door, offering a hand down from a high step. Takes care of herself. Has her act together and believes drama belongs on stage or in a movie. WOW! THAT IS REAL NICE AND SWEET. R U A POET AND DIDNT KNOW IT? |
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I'm probably going to get hate mail for this but...... She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy model f*cks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.
hmm and you wonder why you're single. the perfect male does not post sexist jokes like the said one above. |
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