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Topic: What's the definition of the perfect woman?
uk1971's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:05 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Fri 12/07/07 12:10 PM
I'm probably going to get hate mail for this but......


She's three feet tall,
has a round hole for a mouth,
and her head is flat so you can put a can on it.
The sports model has pull back ears
and her teeth fold in.
The economy model f*cks all night
and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

bigsmile glasses

no photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:07 PM
grumble noway grumble noway grumble noway

clevelandguy's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:13 PM
hahahahahaha
your going to be single a long time. but good one.

caper_girl34's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:18 PM
OMG thats not nice.Thats a No No shame on yougrumble :angry: grumble

Glass_eyes's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:22 PM
Asshole

CI1180's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:26 PM
Yep, I say you will get a lot of hate mail from that!

polypeasant's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:28 PM
Very mean....

You need to strip and stand naked for an hour looking at your own body in front of a mirror....

reality check.....:angry:

no photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:30 PM
AND YOU WONDER WHY ROUY SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry: :angry:

Wolfshado's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:31 PM
my definition is simple



Tori Amos

JaxCutie4U's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:33 PM
You must have a lot of free time on your hands.

I hope you're happy being single. Get used to it.


:angry: noway grumble :angry: noway grumble

no photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:42 PM
grumble :angry: grumble yea u are an ass and goodluck you will need it!

Dragoness's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:45 PM
noway huh ohwell

uk1971's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:46 PM
Sheeeeeesh. It's meant to be a joke ladies. If I was serious I wouldn't have posted it.

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Jura_Neat_Please's photo
Fri 12/07/07 12:55 PM
Thats a very old joke and not funny in mixed company. So here is an real description.

Smart, witty, independant, compassionate with a zest for life. Secure enough in herself that she is not offended by a man holding a door, offering a hand down from a high step. Takes care of herself. Has her act together and believes drama belongs on stage or in a movie.

Glass_eyes's photo
Fri 12/07/07 01:11 PM
Edited by Glass_eyes on Fri 12/07/07 01:33 PM

Sheeeeeesh. It's meant to be a joke ladies. If I was serious I wouldn't have posted it.

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It doesn't matter if it was meant as a joke. It just shows how big of a scum bag you are and how you would treat a real woman. Get over yourself and stop whining because you're single. No woman would want to talk to you.

Lastly, if you figured that you would get hate mail from it, then why the hell did you post it in the first place?

uk1971's photo
Fri 12/07/07 01:49 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Fri 12/07/07 01:50 PM


Sheeeeeesh. It's meant to be a joke ladies. If I was serious I wouldn't have posted it.

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It doesn't matter if it was meant as a joke. It just shows how big of a scum bag you are and how you would treat a real woman. Get over yourself and stop whining because you're single. No woman would want to talk to you.

Lastly, if you figured that you would get hate mail from it, then why the hell did you post it in the first place?


BECAUSE IT IS MEANT AS A JOKE!!!
Which is why it is posted on the joke thread.
If you read my other stuff you'll notice that most of it is in support of women.

peachiegirl28's photo
Fri 12/07/07 02:00 PM
good grief people...its a freakin joke...cmon..this is not the place to stand up on your soapbox and preach about it..if it offends you that much dont freakin read it....i for one thought it was hilarious but i am secure with myself and dont make it a habit to go around being a haterlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

peachiegirl28's photo
Fri 12/07/07 02:01 PM
and furthermore he is an excellent man and i won't tolerate all this hating on him:angry:

AMORPRECIOSA's photo
Fri 12/07/07 03:33 PM

Thats a very old joke and not funny in mixed company. So here is an real description.

Smart, witty, independant, compassionate with a zest for life. Secure enough in herself that she is not offended by a man holding a door, offering a hand down from a high step. Takes care of herself. Has her act together and believes drama belongs on stage or in a movie.


WOW! THAT IS REAL NICE AND SWEET. R U A POET AND DIDNT KNOW IT?

sabxisrad's photo
Fri 12/07/07 03:35 PM

I'm probably going to get hate mail for this but......


She's three feet tall,
has a round hole for a mouth,
and her head is flat so you can put a can on it.
The sports model has pull back ears
and her teeth fold in.
The economy model f*cks all night
and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

bigsmile glasses


hmm and you wonder why you're single.

the perfect male does not post sexist jokes like the said one above.

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