hi laura

hi alli

<<<is Jen its easier to type. yes jen is easier to type but i like the fact that people would be wonderin if iwas talkin to myself.

but i'll use jen

hi yeah

mornin or evenin to ya all where ever ya are

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies, Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's azz and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

well slap me silly with a wet noodle

evenin lhb

ok mark me as dumb but how in the hell are ya doing the quote thingy

no problem

twittley winks is a game, some people call it pick-up sticks

i play a mean game of twittley winks britters

sure polson

NOTHING.....SITTIN HERE BORED.....
WISHIN I HAD SOMETHIN OR SOMEONE TO DO!

shame on you britters

hey thump, hey polson

good evenin, good evenin, good evenin