Good morning from England! This is your friend Benji the Puss speaking - and yes, I AM a kitty, as I explained yesterday morning. My human, David, is still in bed so I have taken over his morning slot. Well, someone has to keep things running over here!

This morning we have cigarettes and lashings of hot coffee, hot buttered toast with marmalade and of course the usual full English breakfast - so come on over! No common cat food for me, lol! Well, my operation yesterday went well, apart from the sheer indignity of being submitted against my will to such a thing. But my human will surely get his comeuppance - oh yes! I'll get my own back - just you wait and see!

This morning, I am taking my human metal-detecting on the coast, so I shall see you all on Monday afternoon. He can be quite absent-minded at times, so of course I have to look after him. Have a nice day: God bless America - and my good friends Chazza and Mr. Brown send their kindest regards. Miaow!