The victim of an awful automobile accident was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital, and the emergency nurse was ordered to prepare the body for the undertaker.
Removing his clothes, she discovered that the young man had died with the most massive ERECTION she had ever seen.
Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her panties, straddled the stiff and proceeded to enjoy herself.
She was just getting down from the table when a second nurse came in and saw her and promptly reprimanded her for her obscene behavior.
"What's the harm?" shot back the first nurse. "I enjoyed it, and HE surely didn't mind it. Besides, he can't complain and I can't get pregnant. Why don't YOU give it a try too?"
"Oh, I can't possibly," said the second nurse, blushing. "First, he's dead and second, I've got my period. Anyway, listen, the doctor wants you."
And so the first nurse left.
The second nurse got to work, but soon found herself terribly excited by this massive hard-on and finally climbed on top of it.
Just as she was starting to cum, she was astonished to feel the man climax too!
Looking down and seeing his eyelids starting to flutter, she exclaimed in shock, "I thought you were dead!"
"Lady, I thought I was too," said the man, "until you gave me that blood transfusion."

Sucks monkey nuts!!!


normally i'll stick up for Linux based OS's but not this time!.i spent over 6 hours trying to get it to install and finally i gave up.the first 5 hours it kept freezing up at 52% of the installation,finally got it installed and then when i tried logging in,the screen would turn an orange color after the log in and then it would reboot and do the same thing over again.


after about the 20th reboot,i said f*** Ubuntu!.yes i did check the disk for error and none were found.my system is compatable.Ubuntu just sucks!

Why did you do that?

you have ever gotten away with. Have you ever felt guilty about it afterwards?

it was a joke.... as in haha, I have a sense of humor...

Ok people, tell me what you think. Had a bad day today & on days like this I write....

I saw the sky turn red tonight
Amidst the darkening clouds
As the rain began to fall
The drops all cried out loud

I saw a puddle made of tears
As if they came from me
A stream of endless breaking hearts
All leading out to sea

I saw the tree sway with the wind
And reach out branches long
Resembling arms yearning for
Her lover, safe and strong

I felt the wind blow through me
It left an empty space
Where once my heart resided
Gone…without a trace

GROSS!!!!

Aren't there just some profiles out there that just want to make you gouge your eyeballs out of their sockets?!?

I just saw the bleckiest profile. I think I barfed a little.

had a relationship end and not know why? or have the reason for the break up be a result of someone taking something you said the complete wrong way....and it just ends?