Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Makes you wonder how we all made it here ... doesnt it ...lol and conferms why we will never get a date here ..

hahahahahahahaha

you're a freeken hoot!

right..maybe you men should think up some new...better...pick-up lines..ha

I love the third one

we have remember ? we used to just hit you on the head with a club and drag you back to the cave ...

ha..yeah but i think that girls these days have gotten alot smarter than they were back then@