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Thu 04/24/08 01:19 AM
Hit ctrl, alt, then delete. If that doesnt work, you probably have a virus.

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Wed 04/23/08 12:28 PM
Edited by DanielBilliam on Wed 04/23/08 12:29 PM


If what is up to people in the U.S. is down to people in China ...which way is really up?

If you eat nothing but corn for a week do you poop out nothing but corn?

Can you send free mail by not adding a stamp and putting the mailing address as the return address?


whatever is up in the us is up across the globe, period!

ewwwww only corn. might be a bad idea.

the mail thing.....well yeah if the postman is a nice guy :)

I was hoping for a more philosophical answer for the "up" question. For example, my theory is that for there to be a universal "up" there would have to be a universal gravity. Since that isn't the case, "up" does not exist except from an individuals point of view.

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Wed 04/23/08 12:17 PM
If what is up to people in the U.S. is down to people in China ...which way is really up?

If you eat nothing but corn for a week do you poop out nothing but corn?

Can you send free mail by not adding a stamp and putting the mailing address as the return address?

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Wed 04/23/08 09:38 AM
My favorite was an episode where a guy was confronted while he was wearing a bumble bee outfit. Now THAT'S tv.

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Sat 04/19/08 12:04 AM


charitable thing you've done in the last year?

I donated to the Red Cross and gave lots of sperm away free.



....now, the only question is:

who got the free sperm ?

bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

I believe Starbucks got it. They're selling it as their new Protein Shake and all the yuppies are buying it up

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Sat 04/19/08 12:01 AM
Edited by DanielBilliam on Sat 04/19/08 12:02 AM
I volunteered at a hospital as a nursing assistant

EDIT: and not even 1 3some with the nurses ohwell

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Sat 04/19/08 12:00 AM








You guuuyyyyyssss! This is serious!



noway noway noway noway noway know wonder he lost his tail...he dosnt even seem to know boys from girls (guys from dolls)"glasses ....ok break out the Middle shcool human sexuality tape....we got a lost one here...glasses "

tapes are so informal


I lived in PA up until this past Jan..

Were u near???

Philly!! Since you now how to get here, maybe you wanna get a carpool goin for people who wanna HELP ME FIND MY TAIL!


can u wait til June 6..be there for 2 weeks....laugh laugh :tongue:

And what am I supposed to do till then? Wobble?


no... keep F*cking looking....laugh laugh

never never give up....:tongue:

:wink: laugh flowerforyou

I'll just thumbtack a piece of rope there for now. I hear Florida is hot this time of year. Is that true?

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Fri 04/18/08 11:42 PM






You guuuyyyyyssss! This is serious!



noway noway noway noway noway know wonder he lost his tail...he dosnt even seem to know boys from girls (guys from dolls)"glasses ....ok break out the Middle shcool human sexuality tape....we got a lost one here...glasses "

tapes are so informal


I lived in PA up until this past Jan..

Were u near???

Philly!! Since you now how to get here, maybe you wanna get a carpool goin for people who wanna HELP ME FIND MY TAIL!


can u wait til June 6..be there for 2 weeks....laugh laugh :tongue:

And what am I supposed to do till then? Wobble?

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Fri 04/18/08 11:38 PM




You guuuyyyyyssss! This is serious!



noway noway noway noway noway know wonder he lost his tail...he dosnt even seem to know boys from girls (guys from dolls)"glasses ....ok break out the Middle shcool human sexuality tape....we got a lost one here...glasses "

tapes are so informal


I lived in PA up until this past Jan..

Were u near???

Philly!! Since you now how to get here, maybe you wanna get a carpool goin for people who wanna HELP ME FIND MY TAIL!

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Fri 04/18/08 11:28 PM


You guuuyyyyyssss! This is serious!



noway noway noway noway noway know wonder he lost his tail...he dosnt even seem to know boys from girls (guys from dolls)"glasses ....ok break out the Middle shcool human sexuality tape....we got a lost one here...glasses "

tapes are so informal

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Fri 04/18/08 11:20 PM
You guuuyyyyyssss! This is serious!

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Fri 04/18/08 11:10 PM

look between ur legs....laugh laugh :wink:

Mr. Johnson is doin fine ...I need the thing that hangs down on the other side.

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Fri 04/18/08 11:06 PM

did you check under your house

wasnt under the house. i did find my frisbee though.

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Fri 04/18/08 11:05 PM
It's not much of a tail, i'm just sort of attached to it.

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Fri 04/18/08 10:59 PM

turn around laugh

I did. No luck.

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Fri 04/18/08 10:57 PM
I seem to have lost my tail.

Can someone help me find it?

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Tue 04/08/08 06:05 PM
I'd run down there and bring her ass back to bed! I dont care if I did poke my sons eye out

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Tue 04/08/08 05:59 PM
i use an electric razor to trim and i'm alllllllways so careful, but i alllways end up nicking them

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Tue 04/08/08 01:58 AM


he was probably jacking off to your voice,then it was old....

wtf!!! lol wow

my thought exactly

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Sun 04/06/08 11:48 PM
I guess i can say my philly eagles get cancelled early every season mad

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