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Topic: MORNING SEX
TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 04/08/08 05:47 PM
MORNING SEX
>
> Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his
> wife's side of the bed.
>
> His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs
> preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
>
> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little
> boy into the room and asked him to
> 'take this note to your beautiful Mummy.'
>
> The note read:
>
> The Tent Pole Is Up,
> The Canvas Is Spread,
> To Hell With Breakfast,
> Come Back To Bed.
>
> Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'take this to
> your silly daddy.'
>
> The note read:
>
> Take The Tent Pole Down,
> Put The Canvas Away,
> The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
> No Circus Today.
>
> Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
>
> Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'the lady in the kitchen.'
>
> The note read:
>
> The Tent Pole's Still Up,
> And The Canvas Still Spread,
> So Drop What You're Doing,
> And Come Give Me Some Head.
>
>
> Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to take this to
> 'the poor dude upstairs.'
>
> The note read:
> I'm Sure That Your Pole's
> The Best In The Land.
> But I'm Busy Right Now,
> Do It By Hand
>

PATSFAN's photo
Tue 04/08/08 05:48 PM
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Newt's photo
Tue 04/08/08 05:48 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 05:48 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 05:50 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 05:54 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 05:54 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 05:55 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 06:02 PM
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DanielBilliam's photo
Tue 04/08/08 06:05 PM
I'd run down there and bring her ass back to bed! I dont care if I did poke my sons eye out

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Tue 04/08/08 06:06 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 06:07 PM
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fireatwill's photo
Tue 04/08/08 06:26 PM
I gotta hand it to me....them ladies always have the last word

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Tue 04/08/08 07:18 PM
Great one....lmao

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TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 04/08/08 07:55 PM
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Tue 04/08/08 08:05 PM
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Torylynn's photo
Wed 04/09/08 11:29 AM
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omg that is just to funny
Good one

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Wed 04/09/08 11:47 AM
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Wed 04/09/08 11:55 AM
laugh laugh laugh .....ding ding ding I do believe we have a winner !!!! Txsgal 10 KUDOS !!!:heart: drinker :heart: drinker :heart: drinker :heart: drinker :heart: drinker



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Wed 04/09/08 12:44 PM
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