ha, i remember that one! i used to watch the reruns on the sci-fi channel

They had a show on comedy central called "TV Funhouse" ...i'm pretty sure it wasnt an SNL spinoff. It was a part cartoon sketch show, part "adult" kids show. It was so funny but they only made like 2 seasons

That, and Wondershowzen on mtv2

Anyone else?

how many t's in hottttttt?

Haha, that's the only thing I wasn't willing to change when i started this thread. I appreciate the advice though

Yakety Yak is funny dumb

Aha! I knew I started this topic for a reason!

Thanks!

That's not fire, its my aura of coolness!

ha, i wish i was as hot as the guy in that pic

It makes me seem more interesting. Who wouldnt wanna meet a guy with explosions goin on behind him?

Do whatcha gotta do I guess

.....whatcha think? Be brutal, that's how newbies like me learn!

Cowgirls suck! ...that's what you did wrong

What kinda of bees make milk?
-BOO-BEES!

What would happen if you cut off your left side?
-You'd be alright

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's last cd?
-Neither has he

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
-Nacho cheese

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
-A trip without the kids

Why dont bunnies make noise when they have sex?
-They have cotton balls

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
-Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck

What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half-mast?
-They're hiring

What's the job application at Hooters?
-They give you a bra and say "here, fill this out"

What is the hardest part of roller blading?
-Telling your parents that you're gay

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
-I'll see you next month

What do you call a gay dentist?
-Tooth fairy

What has 8 wheels and flies?
-A garbage truck

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
-A twinkie

What did the one tampon say to the other?
-Nothing, they were both stuck up b**ches

Why didn't Ray Charles make it to heaven?
-He couldn't see the light

Why did the mafia cross the road?
-Forget about it

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?
-You can drop her off anywhere

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
-Wiped his a**

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
-Suck his ****

What is the difference between "ooooohh" and "ahhhhhh"?
-About 3 inches

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute?
-The prostitute. She can wash her crack and sell it again

What do you call a Vietnamese guy who thinks he's black?
-Vinegar

What would be the funniest thing to put in a black church?
-The clapper

What's the difference between a black man and a canoe?
-A canoe will occasionaly tip

How does every black joke start?
-By looking over your shoulder

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
-The PGA tour

What's black and blue and floats?
-a white guy who told too many black jokes

How do we know that Noah wasn't black?
-He only took 2 chickens

Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
-Cause the beans keep falling through the grill

What do you get when a Mexican and an asian have a baby?
-A car thief who cant drive

Why can't Mexicans be firefighters?
-They can't tell Jose from hose B

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
-Roberto

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
-Juan on Juan

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
-Her teacher told her she had to do an essay

Why did God give men penises?
-So they have at least 1 way to shut women up

How is a woman like a laxitive?
-They both irritate the s*** out of you

What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
-Her ankles

How can you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
-Call her and tell her

How are women like rocks?
-You skip the flat ones

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
-Tell her to get back to work

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
-Your wife will always bl** your bonus

How do you blind an asian?
-Put a windshield in front of them

What's better than honor?
-In her

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
-When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and car with them

Why cant an asian couple have a white baby?
-2 Wongs dont make a white

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
-A speech impediment

What's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral
-1 less drunk

Why do jews have big noses?
-Air is free

What's white and goes up?
-a snowflake with downs

What do you do if an epiletic person has a siezure in your bathtub?
-Throw in the laundry

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
-Quarter pounder with cheese

What did the retarded apple say?
-Meow

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Want to ride bikes?

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
-Christopher Walken

What does D.A.M. stand for?
-Mothers Against Dyslexia

I'm VERY MUCH into butt maintainence. I go for the two-ply AND i use those baby butt wipes too. My ass smells great 24/7

Know whats really good ...strawberry toaster strudel! friggin amazing the age we live in today

Another big question is what would happen if you ate corn for an entire week? Would you crap nothing but corn?

Or how about telling me what "crips" think of santa claus

When you delete your recycling bin, where does it go?

If your car is traveling at the speed of light do your headlights work?

I do like your poem

Hello from NE Philly! I'm new here (and to dating sites in general). Just interested to see who we have out there in the Philly area.