10. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!

9. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

8. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

7. I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you with $4,600 in his pocket!

6. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way!

5. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

4. You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

3. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your room at the Mayflower Hotel?

2. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be called McT&A! Huch do you charge for a Value Meal?

1. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this high-priced hotel room!

see? there ya go!

Mayflower Hotel,New York city

the mayflower in ny was demolished in 04...

DC is still there

"The Renaissance Mayflower Hotel, known locally as simply The Mayflower, is a historic hotel in downtown Washington, DC located on Connecticut Avenue NW, two blocks north of Farragut Square (one block north of the Farragut North Metro station). It is the largest luxury hotel in the U.S. capital and a rival of the nearby Willard InterContinental and Hay-Adams Hotels."

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