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Thu 04/03/08 02:50 PM

do you like to be the center of attention?
Hey! Look at me when I'm talking! laugh

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Thu 04/03/08 02:49 PM

the name is Bond...
Rebecca Bondflowerforyou


We have a winner!!!

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Thu 04/03/08 02:48 PM
Here lateley it seems that I'm.......

"Stricken" - Disturbed :cry:

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Thu 04/03/08 02:43 PM

If I would have ran at my mother with a bat I would still be picking splinters out of my a$$ cause that's where that bat would have ended up! I have no good advice for you, good luck
I'd still be in a coma if I had done that to my Mom.

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Thu 04/03/08 01:47 PM

how do i get off this site?

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
You need something to occupy your time away from the computer. I've got a few ideas........:tongue:

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Thu 04/03/08 01:39 PM
Sean Penn

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Thu 04/03/08 07:45 AM
Edited by ShadowLands on Thu 04/03/08 07:46 AM

What do others consider your best physical asset?


Arms and legs.

What do you consider your best physical asset?


Legs

What is your favorite physical asset of a person you like?
(if there's not someone...then just the opposite sex in gen)


Legs and ass. :tongue:

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Thu 04/03/08 07:40 AM

Who do you think naturally gets dishes cleaner, Men, Or Women?
Kenmore

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Thu 04/03/08 07:38 AM


please send pic of garage and heater /ac unit bigsmile


Dear Sir:
I do have a heated garage with a bathroom and a dorm size fridge, however in return I also need a man who takes out the trash, mowes the lawn, pays attention to me both inside and outside the bedroom, doesn't invite his buddies aver at all times of the day and night to eat my fridge clean (not that I mind feeding friends, but if that is the case, YOU will do the grocery shopping) wait-nicks that, takes me out at least once a week, and the local bar does not count in this excursion, helps with dinner, helps with house work, puts dirty cloths where they go, kisses me when he leaves the house, kisses me when he comes home.

The author of this has the right to change the terms and conditions at any time.

In kindest reguards,
Lily

Does this sound like a good deal for you?


Deal. Plus, you can drive the dually. love

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Thu 04/03/08 07:31 AM
Mine is full of idiots. I hate engineers. I do, however, enjoy ruining their day which makes coming in here all the more fulfilling. devil

That...and I make a scandelous amount of money for doing about fifteen minutes of real, actual work each day. laugh

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Wed 04/02/08 04:12 PM
Nicknames......hhhhhmmmmmmmm

Ex-wives call me "Azzhole" :tongue:

Kids try to call me "ATM" grumble

Mom calls me "Idiot Magnet" (because of previously mentioned ex-wives) :angry:

Dad calls me "Hot Shot" happy

Sister calls me "Braniac" happy

High school football coach called me "Reaper" devil

Competitors call me "Awwww Sh!t" (at least that's what I hear when we are paired up) laugh

Friends call me.....for help when they're moving. noway


But my favorite was what my maternal grandfather used to call me when he'd come see me play baseball. "Slick". That old man loved to watch me play baseball. Sure wish he could have seen me drag race.

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Wed 04/02/08 04:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............

Don't say the "L" word. noway noway noway



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Wed 04/02/08 04:00 PM

well see i can agree with you on that, its not that i dont play around, but when someone disrespects me and i dont deserve it, then i get a little personal and sensitive, personally i dont mind when people speak their opinions, it is a free country


Aaaaaawwwwwwww don't get all pissy. Chit happens and it's the internet. If it helps at all.....I'm an azzhole and I approve this message. laugh

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Wed 04/02/08 01:34 PM

How old do you act? feel?


Seven. Just ask my ex's. laugh

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Wed 04/02/08 01:33 PM
IBTL

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Wed 04/02/08 11:48 AM
I have a shirt from TShirtHell that has a line right across the abdomen and reads, "I've had it up to here with Midgets."


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Wed 04/02/08 10:26 AM

SO, yesterday, it was in your book OK for him to want to hit me with his baseball bat and than spit on me.

Not ok at all. I read this and asked both of mine what they thought I'd do should they perform something like this with me.

You should have seen the wide-eyed look of terror on their faces. I then asked them what if they did that to their mother. Same thing. Sheer abject terror.

You really need to get a grip on that one. Chasing you with a bat shows an absolute lack of respect for your authority and the spitting is a perfect sign of contempt. If you send him to his room for it then it needs to be for a week or so not just one evening. Consistency is the key.

Personally....I'd wear his butt out if he spit on me.

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Wed 04/02/08 10:19 AM


When you feel like you have to poop because your stomach feels all tingly.:tongue: laugh


that's how i feel when it's over... so I'm confused now....


Yeah....that's how I felt whenever I caught one of them cheating on me. Figured it was a homicidal impulse. noway

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Wed 04/02/08 10:17 AM
Edited by ShadowLands on Wed 04/02/08 10:17 AM

Tell me how to get over a wife who cheats on you. Can i trust any women again. I know i had something to do with her doing this but i cant not blame mysef for this. any input on this is appreiciateted
Just exactly how is it that you had something to do with her cheating on you? Did you put a gun to her head and order her to have sex with someone else? No? Then stop blaming yourself. Hell..I had two wives cheat on me. I figured it HAD to be me that was the problem. I was right....I kept picking the wrong women. Both felt they needed to prove to themselves they could wrangle up a man whenever they wanted. Both have been through two marriages apiece since our divorces. Guess it wasn't me after all! laugh

Trust is something that comes with the right person. I haven't found that one yet either but it does not stop me from looking. Once you find her....you'll know.

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Wed 04/02/08 10:10 AM
Happily divorced. Again. So that means....single!

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