There are a few things that piss me off and I want to get them off my chest. I'm sick of.....

Wal Mart greeters...I just want to slap em.

Vagisil commercials! Ladies it's not the embarrassing itch! No one can see you itch...It's that damn scratching your doing now thats embarrassing!

While I'm at it...Band aids should be located in the tampon isle!

How about the preperation H commercial. Man is at the movie theater squirming in his seat, gets up, goes to the bathroom and returns all smiles. Sits down and begins eating pop corn. Dude, your hand was just buried up your a$$, get your hand out of the pop corn bucket!

Midgets, if my hand couldn't reach my d**k I would not want to live.


People that rush to the grocery store to buy milk and bread when the forecast calls for bad weather. (I'm usually the only one in line with Dorito's and beer)

Saying "Thank you officer have a nice day yourself" when he just wrote you a damn speeding ticket!

When the cashier at the convenient store asks for the 8 people in front of you for their ID's and doesn't say a word when it's your turn!

The same cashier has no sense of humor when she askes you "did you get gas" and you say "no why, do you smell something?"

all original thoughts of MyrtleBeachDude AKA Danny Just smile at em people don't slam me .

cute

love you, your so slipping funny! can't wait to have drinks with you, we moved the trip to June

And the cashier who is so engrossed in their conversation on their phone or with their friends sitting behind the counter that they can't wait on you.

The FHP telemarketers trying to collect for the widows and orphans fund that try to make you feel that if you don't give to the widows and orphans and put that F***ing sticker on your bumper or back window you will get pulled over every day you drive without it!

Any church going bible thumper who tries to tell me that I don't drink beer because I like it, I drink only to get drunk! How the h*ll do they know that!

People who whine all the time! I just hate listening to that crap. Wait, scratch that. Let's all B*tch away!!!!!

LOL...

AMEN

Or people that sends you an email that ends with "forward this to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or you'll have bad luck" Well if I don't have 10 people on my contact list it sounds like I'm already having bad luck!

Yagerbombs in June, I'll get my liver ready!

I love the Walmart greeters,but themn I love the elderly we can learn a lot.Midgets are people too,we are all equal.And for the rest,maybe staying home would be a good thought. JMO

Well I seen a midget Wal Mart greeter and all I could think of was "maybe one of those falling prices we're supposed to be watching for will land on his little fat head" I'm sure that would have put me in a good mood

Oh come on, I love midgets!! It always makes me giggle watching them walk

I have a shirt from TShirtHell that has a line right across the abdomen and reads, "I've had it up to here with Midgets."

Midgets scare me....

Lots of hostility in here against strangers.

yeah to be honest me too