yes i would like to be the first lady

wonder why what?

be more specific

be glad. my mom is dead and so are all her friends

wow!!!! very deep, julie!!! very very deep!!


Deep how?
could it be that your are my my Waltons mountain and that I should mount you in a very circa depression era way but yet the way the horns on the cars would go awooooga woooga instead of beep beep like they do know? that kinda way?

Social butterfly as in I metamorphize into a despised yet lovely yet noncaring yet compassionate yet thirsty yet quenched yet lemon yet yellow yet slightly orange yet not orange at all but tangerine yet insect yet not really an insect but arachnaid?

or a

wall flower who is a actually wall paper who is actually paper airplanes who is actually airplanes crashing who is actually crashing crunches who is actually crunching crispies who is actually crisping cereal who is actually cereal killer?

I would have to say, that deep down, i feel like a mascara who is rebellious and likes to dream about visiting discos from the 1920's...that, or I feel like Olivia Walton from the Waltons.

i usually embrace it. i worry like an olympic champion. The way I figure, if you are gonna do something, do it all the way.

I bite my nails, I walk the floor, I rip paper, I talk in tangent, I chew the tender inside of my cheek, I spit spittle, I cringe my nose and snarl my teeth, I kick invisible objects, I throw away valuables and put rotting garbage in my dresser drawers. I smack rodents, I hug hatred, I wear wood, I throttle pop bottles, I break apart already put together puzzles, I write down and read aloud non poems, I eat crayons and then regurgitate art, I imitate Liberace while he is in the grave, I smoke water, I walk the desert with fish, I combine with singulars, I take Ibuprofen to the local dance, I..actually sing bees, I crush the color orange, I gargle tabasco sauce, I boil icecream, I alter alernatives, I skip marathons, and I decorate the number 2.

basically I become a brat

I have to say, and I know you mean well and your heart is in the right place. But it is not your duty to cheer up that cashier, who has probably seen 500 customers prior, all trying to do the same thing.
She can only take so many people telling her how to appear so to appease them. Last thing she wants to hear is "Smile, it isn;t so bad" or "smile its catching". I guaranteed she started the day smiling but lost it with people telling her she should smile, because at that moment she wasn't.
By saying "smile etc..." you are infact insulting her, as if saying her face is not pleasing enough for you.
Just smile at her and thank her as you said you do, that is more appreciative than getting instructions on how to appear



i had to return to say.. in any event that is not unconditonal love. You are getting something out of it, and that is.. feeling as if you are a good person. Your reward is viewing yourself as a "do-gooder or a christian or a better being". That is not altruistic therefore it is conditional. (I am not singling you out when I say "you" i mean us, as a people)

THE ABOVE IS JUST MY OPINION DONT ATTACK ME

the only unconditonal love in this world is between a person and their pet dog.



Even a mother can not give unconditional to their child.

it is to your lack of communication skills.

stop giving generic answers and talk to the women as a real person

I have received mails inviting me to get to know them, and when I respond wanting to know them, i get things like this
"i like to have fun, and love to laugh. I like the outdoors and maybe catching a movie".

What person on earth does not like those things???

try communicating something identifying and singular to you...don't be another joe shmoe

"i don't feel so good"

those 'not nice guys' who fancy themselves "a better a man" only realize that based upon isolation.

karma does not exist.

Fact is, if you were not a nice guy before, then you are probably still not a nice guy. If you find another woman you like, you will comfortably fall back into your same tendencies.

fate does not exist.

No rivers are going to be cried over your lament. You know what you did and nothing is going to erase your past.
To seperate yourself from being a bonafide wastecase is apologizing and reforming...but that is probably too much to ask.


I must add that I am giving you blind advice. I don't know you or your circumstances but I still think my advice is worthy of considering.

Always, always admit your wrongs and apologize. only then can you move on as a better person.

laugh at me as you wish.

does everyone know this and i am not lying.

owls poop out of their mouth?

that fact made my last boyfriend fall in love with me, by the way

OP am I out of my mind?

How is it not flattering or uplifting to receive messages from people from all ages??? what the heck is going on? have snotty people infested the say so, just like back in High school?

I do not think most of us "out here" have found that an issue.

The question is, do you want that? and since I think you do, how can you rely on the fact that the age stated is truth?

HUH?

when you graduate highschool spend that summer being a highschool graduate, spend the summer having fun and having sex and doing all those things you should.
But make sure, when fall comes, you have finances in order, and a collegiate mindset.

School first, if you are still in highschool and want to get a jumpstart in the field you wish than yes, take a part time job in that field no matter what level.

But I suggest not to rush it so much. There is a perfect amalgam of experience and studying that is not to be dismissed, that you should not dismiss, in order to rise in the pecking order.

You can not chomp into the feild you want without the correct set of chops.

a five year old with three eyes, two in the normal sockets and one growing out of his nose.

I have seen enough.

which shade would that be?

I quit drinking except for Mondays. My name is Margarita but my friends call me julie.

I took a test to establish if I was cool, (sorta like a mensa exam but instead it was about being cool). I scored the 134 level of cool.

Hi, so what is your favorite color?

how about i chew the steak and then deposit it in your mouth..

if you think that is gross remember this... i have no cavities and steak is my sisters, cousins, best friends great, great, great, great, great uncles invention
As far as eagle type feedings go....if we did that we would be worshipped as great americans