Just got back from the casino. They closed the table at 3 and I was able to make about $180! I'm quite positive I would've had double, or even triple that if I had all you fine ladies there.

And hello, Melody and Ashley: you both are on fire! That's the way women should be--warm on the eyes, and hot to touch.

What a nice selection in here. Now where's my Florida Flower, Sherry? I be pirating these waters for more women. Yarrrgh.

Anyone want to go gambling with me tonight? I'll be hitting up the craps table and I need a hot mom to blow on the dice.

Oh the Bahamas was great. Lots of drinking, smoking, and gambling. The only thing missing? MILFs. Too many youngsters for my taste.

I need more MILFs. I NEED THEM, I SAY!

Top 2 Reasons Bad Boys are more attractive than Nice Guys:

1. They are not "nice guys."
2. See #1.

Good to see you too, darling. Good to see everyone in this thread, even if I don't know them. The more the merrier!

I'm telling you, it's not just about these ladies being smokin', it's about their EXPERIENCE. Like a fine wine, they've aged to perfection, and happen to be quite capable in all the areas that count. :D

Reading through this thread made me feel like a kid in a candy store.

And yes, the candy is good.

Hopefully Fade sees this. Long time no see, girl. :P

Cupcakes and puppies? And here I was thinking beef jerky and rabid wolverines would do the trick. Damn.

Yeah, I would give it a shot with you. :)

Being cocky and funny is the only definitive way to net a girl. It's fail proof. Unless the girl is a miserable wench.

Dogs because god damn that solo is amazing. But Pigs (Three Different Ones) is my favorite song overall.

I just really like the Animals album, okay.

Mwahaha, Heir Obama's efforts to build a one-party system are stemmed yet again. Things are looking bright, even in dark times.

It only differs in details. The overall goal is the same, and that is the expansion of cradle-to-grave government.

Fascism and national socialism are BRANDS of socialism, however, their emphasis differs from that of traditional communism. Again, the main difference here is that communism is much more honest than Nazism or fascism. In fascism (more accurately identified as corporatism, because it usually revolves around the collectivization of society around private entities), the state plays a role using the labor (or results of that labor) of the individual for the good of the state. The same goes for communism, except there is a difference: private property still allegedly exists in a fascist society, but it is under the direction of the state. In communism, there is no private property, and the state will openly say you own nothing and are not entitled to any results of your own labor.

Therefore, only the semantics are different and cannot be distinguished from one another, as National Socialism/Fascism/Marxist Socialism/Communism are all breeders of tyranny.

Hope this makes sense to those of you in the dark about a lot of this.

Telling people what they can or can't do is an abuse of government power. Banning smoking opens the door for banning drinking, etc.

And don't anyone DARE come in and say "that would never happen," because history proves you wrong.

Socialism and communism are the exact same thing, except for the fact that the latter is more honest than the former. Socialism tries to pull this feel-good, crackpot neo-liberal approach to economics but then goes behind the back of the people and works in accordance with the tenets of communism. Suffice to say, there IS no line, and the two are indistinguishable in application.

Also, nogames39 is right. The actual details of the two systems are irrelevant because they are both the political manifestation of murderous control-freaks and mentally ill pigs.

Oh yeah, the whole "IF U DONT LIKE AMERUCUH THEN U CAN MOVE OKAY" argument. You don't know me, you don't know who I am, you don't even know half of the crap I do despite your age. I come from a military family, and my f'ing brother in law is in Afghanistan right now, so piss off with your general assumptions and stop disrespecting the truth which I speak.

CONSCRIPTION/DRAFT = SLAVERY. Get it through your head. If you don't believe that, you are an agent of tyranny and are not a true American. REAL Americans don't run around like chickens trying to find ways to serve their government, REAL Americans question their government and executive power because they know that the government is an inherently evil force and is easily corruptible.

You have been warned.

Tyranny at its finest.

Hahaha, freedom has a "price?" Well obviously I'm not very free when my government can engage in EXTORTION to make me serve in the military, so there goes that convoluted argument out the window.

Please, folks. Stop advocating tyrannical policies, our government is already looking enough like Nazi Germany these days.

It's slavery when it becomes compulsory, wage or not.

And I don't want their worthless, devalued, inflated greenbacks. So unless they're paying me in gold bars, they're going to have to kill me first.

Didn't realize there were so many supporters of government slavery.