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Wed 04/09/08 11:44 PM

I always go to Safeway...


That sounds like a safe market.

Of course these "easterners" wouldn't have a clue. laugh

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Wed 04/09/08 11:26 PM
Yeah, I said the Martians were landing and that I was the only one who could translate for them.

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Wed 04/09/08 11:13 PM

do you think tall men have the advantage over shorter men with women?


Doing what?
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/09/08 11:12 PM
profile update
no, it's not really
just a cool pic
if you cannot read the signs on the doors
one says "politicians" - top one
and the other says "voters" - bottom one
and ain't it the truth.
laugh noway

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Wed 04/09/08 10:11 PM
I knew this nice weather wouldn't last.
I hear thunder clouds rolling. laugh

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Wed 04/09/08 08:05 PM
Rhythm of the Rain - The Cascades
or
Traveling Man - Ricky Nelson

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Wed 04/09/08 08:02 PM

yes i've done this and those bathrooms breaks are even better


I see you are your usual funny self today. laugh

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Wed 04/09/08 08:00 PM
Very uhm, nice.:wink:

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Wed 04/09/08 07:55 PM
is it that manufacturers have to put fattening high fructose corn syrup in everything.

I was just reading the label on a bottle of Gatorade and it contains sucrose syrup and high fructose corn syrup. So theoretically if you are working out and sweating and drink the stuff wouldn't the corn syrup just turn to fat? Any coaches or trainers on here?

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Wed 04/09/08 07:51 PM
They don't urinate on the toilet seat?

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Wed 04/09/08 05:26 PM
OMG laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 04/08/08 09:56 PM
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."

He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.

He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

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Tue 04/08/08 09:54 PM

TV Remote



BINGO

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Tue 04/08/08 09:53 PM

is it?

A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.

WHAT IS IT?


The answer is couched in the text. laugh

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Tue 04/08/08 09:51 PM

is it?

A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.

WHAT IS IT?


Come on people,he's in every modern house.

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Tue 04/08/08 09:49 PM
is it?

A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.

WHAT IS IT?

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Tue 04/08/08 09:42 PM
cut or uncut?
No, we are not talking hair. :wink:

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Tue 04/08/08 09:41 PM

who had a bug collection? It was their hobby. LOL!


As long as they're not computer bugs. LMAO

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Tue 04/08/08 09:40 PM

why is it women say they want a reall man who has a job and is a good father fiqure and a good partner. but yet they always go for the **** heads who treat them like crap. just wondering


When you find out let me know.
Secure income here.
Father of a neat kid.
Have house, keep house clean, cook and eat healthy food.
Don't drink or smoke.

DON'T HAVE A FREAKIN CLUE

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Tue 04/08/08 09:36 PM

Have you ever secretly sniffed an undergarment of someone you had a crush on? LOL! Ok, When I was like 16 I did, but I was a walking hormone!


You keep getting weirder and weirder. Who wants to smell someone's underwear? Geez. What other stuff you been sniffing?