Uno.

They can play basketball with George Ryan. Get a couple more in there and they'll have a whole team.

Who here agrees with me? If you disagree then state your reasons. Other than the location of my current job, I can see no reason to continue rotting away in this hole. Yes I have family and friends here but I also have a car and a phone which means they will always be within reach. Anyway, just felt like putting that out there.

I couldn't believe that his name was even on the ballot. Now his wife is being investigated too. Maybe she'll suddenly suffer from depression and disappear for a half a year as well. This state is a joke. One of these days I'm gonna find a way to get the hell out of here.

Don't forget the drugs. Lots of drugs.

In the few years I've been doing this I've been on a handful of dates. Most of them didn't go anywhere, one lasted but never turned into anything serious, and one became a relationship that lasted almost a year.

I used to make fun of people that used these sites. However, like a lot of people these days, I don't get out of the house and socialize as often as I used to. Since there's little chance of meeting a woman while I'm sitting in my living room by myself, here I am on the internet.

To sum it up, stick with it and you'll eventually meet some people. I think that for us guys the in-person dates are much more far and few between than for the women and it can be quite aggravating sending message after message with no response. Sooner or later somebody will respond though and maybe something will become of it. It's sort of like online job hunting, just throw out a bunch of resume's, put yourself out there, and see what happens but don't expect too much.

Sounds like a plan, soon as I get back from Hong Kong.

Sounds good. Let me gas up the personal jet.

Mine's self explanatory.

Hell no.

For loitering in an alley.

Alice Cooper!

Gary Johnson should've won. Unfortunately we're a long way from anything like that happening.

Damn cigarettes. Spend $45. a week to weaken my lungs. As little sense as that makes, I'm about to light another one.

Topic: Most kickass Concerts you've ever seen

1. Metallica at the Shoreline Ampitheater in Mountain View, Ca. 1997
2. Alice Cooper, 1988, Salem, OR.
3. Pink Floyd@Soldier Field, Chicago, IL, 1994
4. Lollapalooza, 1992, Portland, OR.
5. Trey Anastasio Band@Red Rocks Ampitheater, Morrison, CO 2006
6. Primus @ the Warfield, San Francisco, Ca. 1989
7. Arcade Fire - May 2007 - Atlanta, GA
8. Van Halen, Oakland, Ca. 1981
9. Black Sabbath & Pantera@Rosemont Horizon, Rosemont, IL 1999
10. Anthrax & KISS San Francisco, Ca. 1988
11. Sevendust Video Shoot@The Metro, Chicago, IL 1998

Marilyn Manson

Topic: Most kickass Concerts you've ever seen

1. Metallica at the Shoreline Ampitheater in Mountain View, Ca. 1997
2. Alice Cooper, 1988, Salem, OR.
3. Pink Floyd@Soldier Field, Chicago, IL, 1994
4. Lollapalooza, 1992, Portland, OR.
5. Trey Anastasio Band@Red Rocks Ampitheater, Morrison, CO 2006
6. Primus @ the Warfield, San Francisco, Ca. 1989
7. Arcade Fire - May 2007 - Atlanta, GA
8. Van Halen, Oakland, Ca. 1981
9. Black Sabbath & Pantera@Rosemont Horizon, Chicago, IL 1999

Janis Joplin

No

Ever caught somebody masturbating?

Had to steal this one and share it on another site. Good ****.