1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

6. A dog's parents never visit.

7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

11. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

17. Dogs love it anytime you give them a bone

18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

24. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

25. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning;
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job six years
ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars,
cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed, Clueless in Hell


Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump this bum! Good grief, woman; you don't need him anymore.
You're a Senator from New York and a candidate for President of the United States. Act like it !!!

Like Ghost hunters better

Hey I have the same problem and if I do sent a Hello,they don't answer

NOW THATS AN IDEA

No school girl uniform?

I think so too

Alright all you Ladys What do you think about role playing in the bedroom?
Would you?

What the dirrrent between a hooker and a lawyer?

The Hooker will stop srewing you after your dead

Me and my ex fought oever my cat for a yr
She didn,t like cats.

Hi there!

Srry to say but its a two way street there.

I am in the same boat but I have met two girls on line.
They didn.t work out but I have not gave up hope.
You should put up a photo.

Now that a better photo . HOT

photo to dark but from what I see... cute

Cute...

No one to chat with tonigrt :(

I'll be your friend too :)

Any normal females out there?

Hey it happens alot.
I have been on two dates who had fake photos One who stood me up.