Free ???
When we going?

I will.

Its my Brithday tomorrow!!!
I am going to be bad and have ice cream :>

It was 47 yr old woman.

Now why is it a guy can date someone 10 or 15 yrs younger but not woman?
(Got shot down tonight because I was to young)

Happy Birthday,

I agree.

Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A. Sexual harassment.

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.

Hola y bienvenido al jsh

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let 's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own friggin blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

blocked from mailing you

No one here or on myspace.

Me too very bored

Thank you. Its been & years and I still think of her

Why do Scotts wear kilts...
A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!

My sister die from an OD

I agree move to Fl

I cant see why someone would cheat on such a pretty woman

Hello from J-ville

I havent heard that song in years!
Anyone remember who did it?