Night auditor/desk clerk at a Hotel

Well I had a busy week with the new job (even got some overtime)
Last night I had to deal with drunk maxicans being loud and the night before I had to get rid of a pro.





I also had a woman driving thourgh because her mother died here in Fl and was still crying when she got here.


Had a married couble sign in but I dont think they are married to each other both had rings but diffirent names and address on IDs and this is only my 1st week!
I wonder what the next week has in store for me?

Mother,s Day is always a bit sad for me.

My mother left to get some milk when I was 5 and never came back.

I never talk to her or seen her but I did hear she got married and had 2 girls.

I wonder if she ever thought of me on Mother.s Day or if she put me out of her mind so compleatiy that I didnt rate a thought.

Well I do think of her on this day and wonder why she left and what happen to her.

Hola bella

1. English I Love You

2. Spanish Te Amo

3. French Je T'aime

4. German lch Liebe Dich

5. Japanese Ai ****e Imasu

6. Thai Phom rak khun

7. Italian Ti amo

8. Chinese Wo Ai Ni

9. Swedish Jag Alskar

10. - 25. Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina. Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of Florida....

Nice Ass , Get in the truck

It's your first time.

As you lie back your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,

but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience,

but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses;

but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-

he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you

and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his time,

wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer,

going deeper,

you feel the tissue give way,

pain surges throughout your body

and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears

but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out

with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments,

you feel something bursting within you

and he pulls it out of you,

you lay panting,

glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly,

tells you,

with a chuckle,

that you have been his most stubborn

yet most rewarding experience.





You smile and thank your dentist.

After all,

it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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What were you THINKING?!





NAUGHTY!!

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U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!



I know what you were thinking! !

Hi there

Hello there

A todo usted mujer bella

Mayo usted haber un maravilloso semana

Hello!

I think that sound right to me.

At what age is a woman consider a couger?
Is there a name for a young that chase cougers?
A friend ask me and I have no idea.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

This is a dating site? Im here for the bad jokes

a chinese couple gets married.

on the wedding night they begin to consumate the wedding.

as the passions build, she beings to yell out:

"69! 69! 69!"

he stops, looks at her and says...

"no time fo' beef an broccori now!" :D

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Q. How do I go about faxing a complete stranger?
A. Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their phone number.

Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young, and were only allowed to write memo's to each other until they were 21. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age once you learn the correct procedure.

Q. If I fax something to myself will I go blind?
A. Certainly not. As far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a "professional" when their needs become too great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should always be used.

Q. What happens if I do the procedure incorrectly and fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over, most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but so long as you use a cover with each one you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.

Q. Is getting faxed by one person the same as with another?
A. No. Even though many people (especially lawyers) would like you to believe that the longer they are faxing you the better you will like it. In reality the best fax is short, of high quality, and very graphic.

Q. There is a man I'd very much like to fax (I've tried several times) but he can't seem to keep his equipment up long enough. Is there any thing I can do to help him?
A. You could suggest that he contact a good fax therapist, such as Canon or Mitsubishi. If he refuses to take the suggestion, it would be best if you just wrote him off.

It went fine and we are doing on #2 this weekend

Never said I was getting married!!!

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is
not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous