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A little help please??
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Check out the Joke's and Funny Story's. They are hysterical.
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crap or not?
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Yes you need more! Tell us all about yourself. What are your interest's? BTW, welcome to M2, Wendy
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SEARCH returns no matches
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Give it time and, don't sweat it.
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Finding out a friend is gay
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I don't think it's so much about sexual orientation. If anything, I would feel betrayed by not having been told the truth. But, in the end, I would understand and, get over it.
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After he retired, my brothers wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday his wife received the following letter from the local Department store. Dear Mrs.Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel , are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away! This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing t he company money.. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7... August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department, which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called... 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ' Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.   
I luv all of your joke's. |
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Edited by
shoesmonkey
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Fri 10/23/09 11:23 AM
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I'm not telling! Haha! It's private for a reason.
Ok, ok. No biggie. A lunch time quickie. Pretty normal I geuss. |
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Just Call Me Fred
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That's too funny!
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Edited by
shoesmonkey
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Thu 10/22/09 02:49 PM
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honestly...nobody is faithful in love. we all " look "...if you can understand that... If I am deeply in love with a man, I have NO interest in looking at another. |
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I've never been to one.
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what do i do
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She's a messed up drunk.
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Falling and I can't get up!
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She's shy about you is all. The more I like a guy, the harder it is for me to talk to him. It's kind of backwards I know.
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halloween or xmas
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which do you like better? That's tough. Halloween..........you don't have the financial layout. But now Christmas is sooooooo pretty. |
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What's for dinner?
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On Sundays it's 2pm Tradition!! I'll bring the vino. |
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What's for dinner?
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It's Sunday!! Lasagna Chicken parm Antipasto Garlic knots Chanti Biscotti and coffee Oh now, you just stop it. Don't you know Italian is my fav food. Cripe, now I'm hungry again. 
Oooh Sorry! Your invited any Sunday! Fabulous! I'll be over next week. What time is dinner? |
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What's for dinner?
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It's Sunday!! Lasagna Chicken parm Antipasto Garlic knots Chanti Biscotti and coffee Oh now, you just stop it. Don't you know Italian is my fav food. Cripe, now I'm hungry again.
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SAW
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On SYFY this Saturday. A bunch of those movie's. Who's watching? I only made it through the first one.
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Firefox
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I have an older version of Firefox, it's a little quirky at times but a huge improvement from IE Actually IE is my second back up browser and it is doing better than firefox now since it's upgrades. I still prefer google chrome as my default though. |
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Firefox
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hmmmmmmmmm...I'm using it now....no prob Same here. I wanted to know what it meant by crashing. pretty much just stopped working. it's never crashed with me BUT it seems every new versions,i find problems with,so i stick to the older versions and i don't update Thanks. I've never had anything crash before. |
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I ♥ YOU
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☆most people like good looking and attractive soul mates but the real deal is its the inside of the person and how he or she treats u☆ |
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Topic:
What is Mr Right Exactly
Edited by
shoesmonkey
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Fri 10/09/09 09:23 AM
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