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Thu 11/05/09 01:51 AM

Twenty five years ago my divorse was a ongoing horror story. My exspouse was high income, but due to our low income and poor representationbut my girls and I were cheated out of fair support. He went on his merry way and I struggled to survive for many long years. Now he's coming back again. Can anyone please recommend a good strong and honest attorney in the Hayward area?
What do you mean by coming back?

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Wed 11/04/09 02:42 PM
LOl you're sick gurl.

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Sun 11/01/09 02:08 PM

I look great in heelsdrinker

I bet they make your tush look great!love

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Sun 11/01/09 01:48 PM
Being in a bad relationship is much more damaging.

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Sun 11/01/09 11:26 AM
Wow lady's, what da ya say........would ya slap that or what? lol Hey, welcome to M2.flowerforyou

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Sun 11/01/09 09:07 AM
Aw crap! More competition.frustrated lol Welcome to M2

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Sun 11/01/09 04:31 AM
Well, I figured out how to do it. I downloaded the pic.'s and then, added them to "My Photo's" application in Yahoo. Sometimes, I amaze even myself! lol

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Sun 11/01/09 03:36 AM
I'm trying to get a pic from an email. It's from a Verizon user. I downloaded and installed Quicktime. I still can't open the file's for the pic's. What's wrong?

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Fri 10/30/09 11:47 AM

I was just wondering does everybody, right around twenty start getting that feeling that there's really no such thing as mr. or mrs. right because honestly, even though the thought doesn't really get me depressed, that thought just kind of makes me wonder what's the point in even saying two words to anyone of the opposite gender and it's really affecting my social life. I have friends and I talk to women but The closest thing I've had to romance was a crazy girl in highschool that needed serious psychiatric help.

Aw baby, you're way too funny! Cheer up chum! Life's too short to let that get ya down. Ask anybody who's been here long enough. Ya spend too much time concentrating on one thing, ...........it'll bite ya azz.

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Fri 10/30/09 11:03 AM


Yep, I have. I met my bf here.

Well look how many post you have here dear. I'm going to get off the subject before I get kicked off the site. Adeau

Annnnnnnnnnd, I've been on for some time too.














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Fri 10/30/09 10:53 AM
Yep, I have. I met my bf here.

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Fri 10/30/09 10:11 AM

So what is everyone doing for Halloween?

Nothing.

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Thu 10/29/09 06:49 PM
I'd have to go with the smart guy. I couldn't take too much stupidity.

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Thu 10/29/09 06:16 PM

It's kind of crazy. Denver is supposed to get about 2 feet. Good thing about here is that it will be back in the 60's on Sunday and it will all be gone soon. Definitely not a night to go out. Staying in and watching the World Series.

No snow for NY ...........yet. lol. BTW, welcome to M2.

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Thu 10/29/09 06:15 PM
I want Wise potato chip's! YUMMMMMMM

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Thu 10/29/09 06:09 PM

Thank you.

How's all that snow looking? I have a friend in Boulder, he sent me some pic.s with 8 inch's of the stuff. I can't imagine 3 more feet.

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Thu 10/29/09 06:50 AM
I wish I was going to a party!ohwell

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Thu 10/29/09 06:49 AM

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a stunning young lady at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said,
'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and
brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000'
The jeweller said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.
The old man seeing this said,
'We'll take it.'
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
'By cheque. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,'
he said.
Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man.
'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,'
said the old man....
'but let me tell you about my weekend!'

devil devil devil bigsmile :banana:

Now, you're just so baaaaaaaaad. lol

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Thu 10/29/09 06:47 AM

Two Old Men decide they are close to their final days and decide to have a final night on the town.
After a few drinks, the decide to visit the local brothel
The madam sees that they are drunk, and whispers to one of the girls,
"Here. Take these dolls up to their rooms, they're so pissed, they won't be able to tell the difference anyways."
The girl does as she's told, and the two old timers head off upstairs.
As they are walking home, the first old timer says,
"You know, I think my girl was dead!"
'DEAD?'
Exclaims his friend.
"Well. she never made a move or a sound all the time I was loving her!"
His friend says,
Well. I think mine must have been a witch and a thief!"
"A WITCH and a thief? How do you work that out?
Well I went to give her a hickie between her legs. She farted and flew out of the damned window. Took my damned teeth with her as well!"



bigsmile :banana:

HAHAHAHAHA Another good one! Thanks UK!!!!!

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Thu 10/29/09 04:39 AM
04 Chrysler Seabring. Awsome reliability. Maybe I should get a truck? lol