He's on crack, go figure.......lmao

Are you still on crack Chris? lmao

Go Dale Jr in Darlington.......now that's smokin something......lol

The crack you say your not doing.......duh? And I thought I was blonde...........lmao

Go smoke some more..........

Maybe he wishes he was on crack,,,,,,,,,,or someones.........lmao

And your point?????

lmao...........

I robbed a porn star cause that hoe stole my taco! OMG!

<------- This is me, smiling in sunny Sarasota, FL! Have a great night all!

FLOWERS

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: 'Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.'

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: 'You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?'

The redhead replies: 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three
days on my back with my legs in the air.'

The blonde says: ........'Don't you have a vase?

All women should live so long as to be as kind as Mrs. Neely..........

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:

'I OUTLIVED THE *****ES' .............

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker
was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were
doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you
two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a
hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The
hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl
who plants the trees called in sick.'

Very funny!