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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 04/23/08 06:26 PM
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A blonde was bored. She was bored with her work, bored with
her life in general. She felt as there was nothing waiting for her in this life. Until one day, at the breakfast table, she was reading the morning paper, when she saw an article, which would change her life. It said: "Scientist's had found out, that somewhere in Africa, one could still find tribes of genuine cavemen,untouched by civilization. The only thing needed was to find the correct cave and shout "Wohoo!!" and the tribe would answer to this call." "This is it!" the blonde thought. "This is what I've been waiting for! I'll sell everything I own, go to Africa, find these cavemen, and become rich and famous!" And so she did. she sells everything, moves to Africa and starts looking for the tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no answer. No cavemen. Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Juhuuu!!" And then she heard it! "WWOOOOUU WOOOOOO !!!! " "Damn!" The blonde thought, "A whole tribe!" And just as she was starting to run to the cave, she thought: "Now wait a minute. These are cavemen. They don't wear any clothes, and I might scare then off." So she stripped hER clothes off quickly, and started to run into the cave. And the following day, she was headline news all over the world: 'NAKED BLONDE RUN OVER BY TRAIN IN A TUNNEL IN AFRICA!'  
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Two blondes were sitting on a park bench, under a full moon. One says, "The moon sure is beautiful, isn't it?" The other says, "It sure is" adding, "Which do you think is the furthest away, Florida or the moon?"
She turns to the other woman in disbelief, and says, "Well, DUH...you can SEE the moon." |
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