Oh but I love to drink beer at the beach, and I don't drink Scz..........rotflmao..........

And the joke is?

Speaking on a woman's behalf........Not all women are like that! I know this was posted in a joke section......but I was just stating my opinion....Everyone has one right?

OMG.........too funny! Thanks for sharing!

42 AND HOLDING TIGHT...........LMAO

Sarasota here! Hi All!

His display pic.........

Yea one perv, but I can't mention name, got in trouble for it........

Did he also ask you if you wore "white socks"? LMAO.........

Funny joke, but I posted the same one on the 20th! But its still funny!

OMG.....TOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT!

Blacktip? I wanna go!

THE PASTOR'S A**

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR's A** out in front!

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A**

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local newspaper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS A** FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, and he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is......being concerned about public opinions can bring you much grief and misery....even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's a** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!!!

8th Grade Biology



The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs.

Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs.

Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.

"

Mrs.

Parks said, "Very good, Kevin," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

(1) you have a dirty mind,
(2) you didn't read your homework ; and
(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

Breaking News:



CNN reports that gas stations will start showing
PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that
you can see someone else get screwed at
the same time you do !!