Sick Leave...> I urgently needed a few days off work. But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted Crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might> think I was 'Crazy' & give me a few days off. A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked, What in the name of good GOD are you doing? I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days. I jumped down & walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her......and where do you think you're going?! She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!!!

OMG.....TOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT!