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"im looking for a man that may have the same intrest as me"
I guess it would depend on the interest, wouldn't it? |
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"i like doing things like the movies."
You mean you have lots of special effects and car crashes? |
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"i would like to meet a fun going guy who dont look at looks but what is on the inside of a person"
Code for "I don't find myself attractive and I'm hoping you will be charmed by my magnificent vocabulary and sentence structure." |
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"Im looking for someone to be active with , and also a couch potatoe too."
plentyofDanQuayle.com |
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" I dont brag on myself, but i do think that im a good person with a good sense of humor."
Sounds a bit like bragging. |
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"My goals are to be the best I can be at everything I do."
As long as everything you do doesn't include killing your boyfriends in their sleep. |
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"I'm Not Your Average, If You Wanna Find Out Let Me Know. "
I don't know what my average is, so I don't know what it is that you're not. |
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"I Want To Be A Professor Chef/Singer."
A singing chef? Wasn't that one of the muppets? |
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"Like going to the beach late at night walking hand and hand with you beside me"
From a profile in western Kansas which is famous for it's beaches, coral reefs, and snorkeling. |
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"im Looking for someone that i can tell everything to and wont judge me because of what as happened in the past."
What else do I have to judge you by? |
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" I take one day at a time; just as it comes. I've learned to that through life experiences. So, the person I meet must also have this phylosophy. "
It's not even a real word. |
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"I am a first time single mother of 3 boys"
I don't know if this means that this is the first time for you to be single with kids or whether you had triplets. |
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"Either you like me or you don't."
Either you like eggs or you don't. Either you like skydiving or you don't. Either you like country music or you don't. Yep, I'd say it's pretty much true for everything. |
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"looking for a great guy to treat me the way I deserve to be treated."
How am I supposed to know how you deserve to be treated? |
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"I tend to be very spontanous and vivacous"
Your spelling is... well, "atrocous". |
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"I am not expecting candelight dinners and flowers every night, but manors and a geniune heart would be nice."
If I had a manor I probably wouldn't be here. |
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" i can be a C**T at times better to be honest about that. "
Trust me. It's better just to not be one. |
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"I am a huge Michael Bolton fan, and yes I do admitt it."
Uhm.... didn't you already admit it in the first half of the sentence? |
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"if your looking for a barbie,keep looking."
I love when they give instructions for the obvious. |
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"I am currently in college pursing a degree in CNA, Teaching, and PHD in psychology."
You're going to need a pretty big purse. |
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