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"I GUESS IT'S PRETTY HARD TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS FORGET TO MENTION THE IMPORTANT THINGS........"
That would raise some question as to whether they are all that important. |
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"I want to believe that everyone is good, but I don't"
I'm told it's just a matter of faith. |
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"The same hotel, The same old room.
I'm on the road again. She needed so much more. Than I could give. We knew our love could not pretend.Broken hearts can always mend. The same hotel, The same old room. I'm on the road again. She needed so much more. Than I could give. We knew our love could not pretend.Broken hearts can always mend." Being a Journey fan isn't really enough. |
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"I like to read, write and send time with my family."
How much postage does that require? And where do you send it? |
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"I work In a iralian restaurant"
I've never been a fan of Iranian-Italian food. |
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"i hate this part xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
I hate it even more. |
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".TASTE.DIS.RAINB0W. .BYY0TCH"
I'm not sure what you're going for here. Angry leprechaun? |
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"Lets hang out, lets have lunch, lets go for a run, lets go to a movie, lets go to listen to a live band, lets go have coffee, lets go grab dessert, lets go for a drive, lets laugh and enjoy one anothers company. "
We never just stay home and relax. |
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"This seems silly to have to try and advertise yourself..but if I'm doing this I guess i should give it a try."
You could hire an ad agency but most just use the template. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sat 01/01/11 11:51 AM
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"I like to play to video games, watch movies,drink & smoke"
So if you're looking to spend a lot of time in my parents' basement on the couch.... |
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"I love being around hohorses"
I'm not that kind of stallion. |
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"i like to break guys hearts and im never trusting a another ****ing guy again in my life."
Perhaps you don't understand how the online dating thing works. |
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" i am a black firt and i am an x bartneder"
I'm still working on my yellow firt... hope to test for the black firt by the end of this year. |
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"I have a wonderful husband and two beautiful dogs. i enjoy cooking and working out...I hate el paso bc my husband is not here..jasjbm nlkajsdbmc kjbdsfc .c ;jkbc.a,m c;jkjsadblcn l lhdbfkjxnc kjd;f.c lkjdbc ljbdkjfb;akcj ckjsdbcksdc m nlkj lkjd c;ks x;sk c;k ;skj ;skdjbfc;sdjbf c ;sldjbcn"
I guess he came home unexpectedly..... |
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"i come with a package so if u want me u have to take me as is."
You mean like in The Crying Game? |
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"LIFE IS SHORT FOR LIARS"
Richard Nixon lived to be 81. Unless he lied about his age... |
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"i like to sing and dance and take pictures like a photographer."
How does a photographer sing and dance? |
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"Ma goals iz 2 go back 2 school n study for computer engineerin."
Suddenly it makes sense to me how we crashed two probes into Mars. |
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Happy New Year!
I doubt the well will run dry in 2011... |
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" I am also demesticated"
Hmmmm.... Might be code for "lost all my teeth". |
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