"if u want a relationship with me my son is included."



This kind of thing is stereotypically a "mother-daughter" fantasy.

"if u dont like me and wat i do then **** off."



****ing off.

"I am new to this, so be kind."



Like dripping blood in shark infested waters.

" Im not an internet buff so my youngest daughter is doing this for me... So I hope you all won't mind if she does most of the correspondance with you "



It's going to be really awkward when I send the suggestive pictures.

"I enjoy being with the one that I am seeing."



Will he be joining us?

"I am unique in the fact that i believe the woman cooks and cleans and takes care of her man."



That's not terribly unique. In fact I think it's the norm in most 3rd world nations.

"looking for someone that is honest and wont lie to my face."


I usually lie to your chest. At least that's where I'm likely to be staring as I'm telling you whatever you want to hear....

"My biggest hobby is raising a large herd of dairy goats. "



I was going to do that but decided to collect garden gnomes instead.

"My worst petpeeve is disliking someone that doesnt tell the truth!"


What would you prefer? Castrating them?

"I plan on going to collage for bussiness."



Not trying to be pessimistic, but.... uh... no you're not.

"I like a man who has his own hobbies and is not a smothering freak!!!"


Being a smothering freak IS my hobby.

"I am currently a single pregnant mother of 3 kids."


From the "Top 10 things a man least wants to see in the opening sentence of a profile".

"i plan on going to collage after high school. i dont no were. "


I'd start thinking about a backup plan.

"I hate cheating and lieing and fighting ...my ex boyfriend cheated on me so since then i have to be single..... i will be caring and lovely to him if you only he can promise not to cheat on me ok.....
I hate to be cheat and fighting and disobey .......
About my last relationship..
My ex boyfriend went to marry my best friend one day i was going to check on my ex boyfriend and i met both of them in my boyfriend's room and i fated and i was rushed to the hospital that was so painful But i have to forget about it and start a new life.and this is one of my most embarrassing Moment."




but.... do you have any baggage from your previous relationships?

"I have a great cents of humor"


....but a poor sense of spelling.

"I love men and having sex it is my pation."


Thank goodness you have a skill to fall back on.

"I have ver blond hair and lots of curls and big boobs."


So does my uncle and I sure don't want to date him.

I am young at heart, work hard. I do have four sentences.


Do they run concurrently?

"My goals are to live life to fullest."


That's really more of a cliche of a philosophy.

Really laughed out loud on that one.