" I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC, BECAUSE THEY EACH TOUCH YOU IN A DIFFERENT WAY"
That brings back childhood memories that I had, until now, managed to suppress. |
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" I WORK IN THE INDUSTRY OF M8SIC WHILE I AM GOING TO COLLEGE. "
Those personalized plates are hard. |
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"I love to ride motorcycles, nascar, playing poker, gardening, crocheting, my dogs,(all 5 are pictured) "
You had me until the schnauzer. |
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"As far as professionally my goal is to gain my doctrine degree."
Doctrine is much more fun than ditch diggin'. |
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"Ok where do I start lol... I was raised in the stick.."
I'd have started with something less wooden. |
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"I LIKE DOGS ,HATE CATS,SNAKE AND RATS"
How do you feel about squirrels? |
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"My goals are to have a better life."
Hang on... I'm going to need another piece of paper to get these all down. |
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"I am looking for a good hearted man that can be honest with me no matter what. "
You can have one or the other but not both. |
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"I am just me if ya want to know more just ask me!!! OH GOD.. HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO WRITE!!!! OK LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!! SHOULD BE THE LAST SENTENCE TO WRITE"
I know! It's like they want you to say something meaningful and descriptive. |
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"I really want a guy that just treats me right and is not conceided!!"
Shouldn't be too hard not to be, since that's not a real word. |
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"IN MY SPARE TIME I WRIGHT POETRY, SHORT STORIES,AND READ "
As long as it's a homonym, it's close enough. |
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"I like western comdey for movies."
So, it's Blazing Saddles every Friday night? |
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"The value of the woman in me is only meant to be seen by a few."
If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it. |
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"IM HUMBLE ENOUGH TO SAY I NEED YOU,STRONG ENOUGH TO BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED ME,WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
I'm not wise enough to know what you're talking about. |
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" Personality personality personality!!! Being a silly jerk is not personality. "
It's all the game I have going for me. |
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"How are you today? That is usually the first thing you say to someone whom you do not know....A usual response would be: I am fine. "
From the book How to Meet People and Make New Friends |
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"Someone that enjoys the things of the Lord."
Sure, as long as we make sure the Lord is ok with us using his things. |
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"well i like only lightskin mixed or brownskin boys i had too many heart breaks from others"
Because skin color is the primary factor in heartbreak potential. |
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"I have to say that I am and angel."
Are they holding your cat hostage? |
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"My golden blond hair has been confused for hay by a bull trying to eat it."
Maybe a good shampoo and conditioner is in order. |
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