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Diesel in Calif is $4.35/gal. yea its bad...forced me to sell my trucks and look for a different business |
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Is it important
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 Women always get the last word......
Next word is the beginning of a new argument! 
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Having sex. 
nothing better then cumming and going at the same time
But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy 
Just think of the poor people that would have to clean that mess up.
Just trying to bag all the liquor bottles would need a shift, then there's the plastic sheets, the oil bottles, the battery packages....  Think we went into TMI
Well what about the used bandades and ketchup packets? those would be washed away by the melted ice |
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Having sex.
nothing better then cumming and going at the same time
But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy
Just think of the poor people that would have to clean that mess up.
Just trying to bag all the liquor bottles would need a shift, then there's the plastic sheets, the oil bottles, the battery packages.... Think we went into TMI
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Having sex.
nothing better then cumming and going at the same time
But i want enough people there to drive the investigators crazy
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Having sex.
But wouldn't that kinda "kill" it for the other person? only till rigor mortise set in |
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It's amazing
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Forty isn't so bad, your young enough to dance and old enough to be excused for it!!!
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It's amazing
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i hit forty this year just waiting to wake up one morning and find my breasts hanging to my knees...i know not a pretty thought..thankgod for bras...am doing ok for the moment..can still get away with saying the wrinkles are laughter lines lol Why'd the 80 yr old woman get her belly button pierced? Bra support!!!!!!!!!!! |
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It's amazing
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wish i knew then what i know now... 30 has its good things... im trying to think here....
The problem is by the time you have them you forgot how to use them............. what were we talking about? |
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It's amazing
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It gave me time before I could complain about 40
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It's amazing
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Assuming thats for me TY Pilgrim
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It's amazing
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you hit thirty and the hair on top of your head starts thinning, and the hair in your ears and nose grows at warp speed. I swear it is like pulling seaweed out of the side of your head
At thirtyfive use Qtips to polish your wrinkles and comb your ears...see it all works out |
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It's amazing
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30? your worried about thirty? God I hope that nurse hurries with my Geritol
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Do you feel ashamed of any
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Well I'm sorta ashamed of my desire to dress my ex in a rabbit suit and send her to a medical research facility. But I think anything 5 grown women, a man, and their giraffe do would be accepted
Thank you Gypsy Always a pleasure to bring a smile to a pretty lady
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Do you feel ashamed of any
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Well I'm sorta ashamed of my desire to dress my ex in a rabbit suit and send her to a medical research facility.
But I think anything 5 grown women, a man, and their giraffe do would be accepted |
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why is it a match? why does there have to be competition? Why can't a person of either sex initiate contact with a person they think may be good in a relationship? If the feeling is mutual why not inter into it as equals and see where it goes....
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DFW
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Arlington here
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The phone rings
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its more fun to turn the tables and try to sell them something, or even better act like a moron and make them constantly repeat themselves
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how many guys
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I think some guys do. Ive actually met a couple. But women are guilty of wanting to just throw down sometimes too. never a need to rush, better to take some time and let the situation build |
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Eternal love
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An old man unfortunately passes on, and finds himself in front of ST Peter manning the pearly gates,
The old man asks "so what happens now?" ST Peter responds "Its simple, Spell love, the greatest human power and the gates will open" SO the old man calls out L-O-V-E And behold the gates open, as soon as the old man enters, ST Peter says "I've been here over a million years, and need to walk out the kinks, man the gate for me" The old man says "wait what do I do?" And Peter tells him "Just have anyone who comes up do what you did." No sooner than the old man is comfortable and up pops his wife! Shocked he asks "what are you doing here dear" She says "After your funeral I couldn't stand the pain, I simply laid down and died." He answers "How sweet you are, and the good news is all you have to do is spell a word and the gates will let you in" She gets all excited "You mean if I spell 1 word I'll be able to spend an eternity at your side? Whats the word?" He smiles lovingly and and says "CHECKLOSLAVAKIA |
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