the people no longer have a true voice in the government. The politicians make big promises to get into office, then forget who put them there. Too many folks just put the incumbent back in year after year as they follow the party line. I believe we need to vote the incumbent out for every seat thats up until there is a complete change, we need to show the Washington Idiots they don't have the position for life!

only list we need for women is the planets they originated from

Guy takes a lady to his apartment for the first time, gives her the tour that ends in the bedroom.

They start to make out end up naked, and she watches as he folds each item of clothing.

She says "your a professional" to which he smiles and says yes, goes to the bathroom and washes his hands, she says "you must be a doctor" a dentist he corrects. and climbs into bed.

After she tells him you must be an excellent dentist, his chest swells and he asks why yes how'd you know?

she replies ...............................................








I didn't feel a thing!!!!!!!!!!

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.


The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Thank you for taking the time, and your kind comments. Best of luck to you as well. After all we Texans need to stick together.

1846.......the way west was just opening up, what was right was right everything else was wrong. The lawyers and politicos didn't have their boot on the back of everyones neck.

Thank you dear...

yours needs a pic...

wearing short dress's

....looking for the yellow roses

wait couldn't hear ya, was standing on my head doing yoga

me silly..... I prefer naive after all its a well known fact all us bike riding ex-sailors are innocent and pure

Just because I start with the pinky doesn't mean I don't use other fingers later

I thought they pulled that vid from utube....er oh you meant the post thank you...

Talking ladies here not beer.....ya gotta feel guilty about having more than one a day.... Unless their into threesomes

Bugs Bunny

Just call it practice till its time the the big event

can we have sex while we wait the 20 min to have sex?

On bear mountain peak, with a nice fire, kabobs sizzleing over the coals. enjoying the scent of pine in the air, waiting for the sky to start changing colors in the sunset.

Charlies Angels.......at anytime kate jackson can give me mouth to......

yea the angels

hey hey.....don't remind myself.....much to soon we'll be getting much older......