An old man unfortunately passes on, and finds himself in front of ST Peter manning the pearly gates,

The old man asks "so what happens now?"

ST Peter responds "Its simple, Spell love, the greatest human power and the gates will open"

SO the old man calls out L-O-V-E

And behold the gates open, as soon as the old man enters, ST Peter says "I've been here over a million years, and need to walk out the kinks, man the gate for me"

The old man says "wait what do I do?"

And Peter tells him "Just have anyone who comes up do what you did."

No sooner than the old man is comfortable and up pops his wife!

Shocked he asks "what are you doing here dear"

She says "After your funeral I couldn't stand the pain, I simply laid down and died."

He answers "How sweet you are, and the good news is all you have to do is spell a word and the gates will let you in"

She gets all excited "You mean if I spell 1 word I'll be able to spend an eternity at your side? Whats the word?"

He smiles lovingly and and says "CHECKLOSLAVAKIA