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Fri 09/18/09 01:42 PM

been there, done that...just be there for them.

:cry:

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Fri 09/18/09 01:41 PM
Happy Birthday but I'm not in the mood for jokes...
my private parts died yesterday...:cry: but you're in luck...
today's the viewing!!!drool
:wink:

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Fri 09/18/09 09:30 AM
They say that if you cry during sex; you have met your soulmate.
Unless of course, you're in prison...then it means you've met your cellmate.laugh

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Fri 09/18/09 09:28 AM
I'm having a party featuring old 1978 Super8 movies of our friends and family.

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Fri 09/18/09 06:07 AM
I once ate a little out of the can so the store wouldn't make me pay tax.

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Thu 09/17/09 11:45 AM
I'm pregnant.
I'm gonna have a baby elephant. Anybody wanna see his trunk?

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Thu 09/17/09 07:47 AM


well the first this is there no bodey here and if u do find on they all have emoshnel problem and its just worth it any more

Translation=Well first of all there is nobody here.And if you do find one they all have emotional problems.So it's just not worth it anymore.frustrated ohwell

Phew! Thanks.

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Thu 09/17/09 07:46 AM
HuH???what

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Wed 09/16/09 06:56 AM
"None of your ******* business"

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Tue 09/15/09 08:29 PM
Aw Geesh! I should show you the moon for that one!laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 08:26 PM
But the scary thing about Zombies is...
They don't run, but they always catch up with you!!laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 04:03 PM

A nice walk in the wildwood weeds.......smokin

Be careful though...I lost there!!!

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Mon 09/14/09 01:26 PM

For their recent public outbursts,Kanye West and Serena Williams are pinheads. be seeing you

and Con. Joe Wilson

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Mon 09/14/09 01:23 PM

Having a w as a last initial...ya' learn to be patient cuz' yr last in line for everything.:tongue:

Yep, TIW
except for when Zelinski's in line.

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Sun 09/13/09 03:47 PM
Edited by Ted14621 on Sun 09/13/09 03:49 PM


Ladies, the men have Hooters, I wonder if we had a place such as this for ourselves, What would we call it?????? smokin


They already have it.... *****!!! LOLOL

its a sporting goods store here in Maine

***** is a sporting goods store in NY too.
What the heck??? They edited me...It really is a sporting goods store.
You guys gotta be better sports.

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Sun 09/13/09 02:54 PM
I'm single and it's been so long for me, even Mrs. Buttersworth was lookin' good this morning.

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Sun 09/13/09 10:52 AM
Edited by Ted14621 on Sun 09/13/09 10:53 AM


If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do one legged girls work?????





"I Hop"!



And they're all named "Eileen"...:tongue:

Unless they are Chinese...then it's Irene!

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Sun 09/13/09 05:38 AM
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do one legged girls work?????

















"I Hop"!

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Sat 09/12/09 03:43 PM


Has to be Lavender..? Stop by...Your in New York...not a quick drive up the road.

I'll keep the water tepid.

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Sat 09/12/09 03:33 PM


Meditating in a bubble bath, with candles and some mellow 70's music.

Rather have company there, I can almost imagine someone there when I get

in the trance state....


Bubble baths and candles do that for me too.bigsmile

Ok, stop by. I've got the bubbles! :wink: