been there, done that...just be there for them. |
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It's my Birthday!!!!
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Happy Birthday but I'm not in the mood for jokes...
my private parts died yesterday... but you're in luck... today's the viewing!!! |
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do you think
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They say that if you cry during sex; you have met your soulmate.
Unless of course, you're in prison...then it means you've met your cellmate. |
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WOW!!!
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I'm having a party featuring old 1978 Super8 movies of our friends and family.
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I once ate a little out of the can so the store wouldn't make me pay tax.
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YOU LIE!!
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I'm pregnant.
I'm gonna have a baby elephant. Anybody wanna see his trunk? |
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dating in port huron mi
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well the first this is there no bodey here and if u do find on they all have emoshnel problem and its just worth it any more Translation=Well first of all there is nobody here.And if you do find one they all have emotional problems.So it's just not worth it anymore. Phew! Thanks. |
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dating in port huron mi
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HuH???
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mental patient with suitcase
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"None of your ******* business"
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man in the moon!
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Aw Geesh! I should show you the moon for that one!
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ZOMBIELAND
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But the scary thing about Zombies is...
They don't run, but they always catch up with you!! |
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Favorite stress relievers?
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A nice walk in the wildwood weeds....... Be careful though...I lost there!!! |
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PINHEADS!!
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For their recent public outbursts,Kanye West and Serena Williams are pinheads. be seeing you and Con. Joe Wilson |
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JLS
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Having a w as a last initial...ya' learn to be patient cuz' yr last in line for everything. Yep, TIW except for when Zelinski's in line. |
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PONDER THIS:::::
Edited by
Ted14621
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Sun 09/13/09 03:49 PM
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Ladies, the men have Hooters, I wonder if we had a place such as this for ourselves, What would we call it?????? They already have it.... *****!!! LOLOL its a sporting goods store here in Maine ***** is a sporting goods store in NY too. What the heck??? They edited me...It really is a sporting goods store. You guys gotta be better sports. |
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Marriage And Sex
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I'm single and it's been so long for me, even Mrs. Buttersworth was lookin' good this morning.
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PONDER THIS:::::
Edited by
Ted14621
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do one legged girls work????? "I Hop"! And they're all named "Eileen"... Unless they are Chinese...then it's Irene! |
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PONDER THIS:::::
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do one legged girls work?????
"I Hop"! |
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Completely Orgasmic
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Has to be Lavender..? Stop by...Your in New York...not a quick drive up the road. I'll keep the water tepid. |
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Completely Orgasmic
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Meditating in a bubble bath, with candles and some mellow 70's music. Rather have company there, I can almost imagine someone there when I get in the trance state.... Bubble baths and candles do that for me too. Ok, stop by. I've got the bubbles! |
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