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Topic: mental patient with suitcase
elsewhere Joined Sun 09/13/09 Posts: 196	Wed 09/16/09 06:26 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your **ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ?

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 09/16/09 06:32 AM
Freddy Krueger's glove?

AGoodGuy1026 Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1333	Wed 09/16/09 06:32 AM
it's sad that you would treat another human being in such a manner... least it be you one day -- you should be thankful, respectful... not cool man. not funny either (no matter what was in the suitcase)... perhps you should grow up and realize that mental health issues are not "funny" nor should they be the fodder for your ridicule.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 09/16/09 06:43 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your **ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown.

May777 Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 1238	Wed 09/16/09 06:55 AM
I think this story is suppose to be funny,.. topic ? Jokes & funny stories

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Wed 09/16/09 06:56 AM
"None of your ******* business"

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 06:56 AM
it's sad that you would treat another human being in such a manner... least it be you one day -- you should be thankful, respectful... not cool man. not funny either (no matter what was in the suitcase)... perhps you should grow up and realize that mental health issues are not "funny" nor should they be the fodder for your ridicule. Ya know, Perhapse it's a joke (NOT A REAL SITUATION) and he is getting to the punch line after a few incorrect guesses, but really, whose ever seen that scinario played before, it's new to me,,, NOT!

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 06:59 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your **ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown. Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line?

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 07:00 AM
I give up, i wanna know what was in the suitcase.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 09/16/09 07:02 AM
Ted got it right..... waiting for the punch line??????? See Ted's post....

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Wed 09/16/09 07:02 AM Edited by Winx on Wed 09/16/09 07:04 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your **ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown. Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line? Quite often people on here tell funny situations, that happened in their life, in the jokes thread.

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 07:06 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your **ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown. Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line? Quite often people on here tell funny situations that happened in their life, in the jokes thread., I dont know, ive been reading these posts scince last november, and have yet to see that, but i guess it could happen, but do keep in mind this is the joke section, we shouldnt jump the gun til he hits the punch line, if it's something stupid, lets hang him then. But til then, innocent til proven guilty.. GET TO THE PUNCH LINE DUDE, WE ALL WANNA KNOW WHATS IN THE SUITCASE

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 09/16/09 07:10 AM
I think this story is suppose to be funny,.. topic ? Jokes & funny stories U know what I'm only 3 sips into my Java & this is the second thread were I see ppl.getting their panties in a twist.It is the Jokes Forum right?Humor is highly subjective such as music & countless topics that I've seen posted in public forum.Understandably there are many who will experience a heightened sensitivity level due to certain subject matter.However the OP has a right to post his/her topic providing it does not cross the site's rules of post.Bottom line=if the reader is effected adversely by the post in question than the logical option would be to leave the thread w/o comment.No stress or popcorn cart.(imo)Godspeed!Cy;)

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 09/16/09 07:12 AM
You are appealing to a person's logic???????? On this site?????? Now that IS funny...... I think this story is suppose to be funny,.. topic ? Jokes & funny stories U know what I'm only 3 sips into my Java & this is the second thread were I see ppl.getting their panties in a twist.It is the Jokes Forum right?Humor is highly subjective such as music & countless topics that I've seen posted in public forum.Understandably there are many who will experience a heightened sensitivity level due to certain subject matter.However the OP has a right to post his/her topic providing it does not cross the site's rules of post.Bottom line=if the reader is effected adversely by the post in question than the logical option would be to leave the thread w/o comment.No stress or popcorn cart.(imo)Godspeed!Cy;)

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 07:17 AM
I think this story is suppose to be funny,.. topic ? Jokes & funny stories U know what I'm only 3 sips into my Java & this is the second thread were I see ppl.getting their panties in a twist.It is the Jokes Forum right?Humor is highly subjective such as music & countless topics that I've seen posted in public forum.Understandably there are many who will experience a heightened sensitivity level due to certain subject matter.However the OP has a right to post his/her topic providing it does not cross the site's rules of post.Bottom line=if the reader is effected adversely by the post in question than the logical option would be to leave the thread w/o comment.No stress or popcorn cart.(imo)Godspeed!Cy;) Well, this is america, and people are entitled to opinions here, thats what makes this country the best. People do have the right to post like you said, however, it doesent go without critisism or objection. If politicians didnt express their feelings when congress addresses issues (Like your adversely affected readers you speak of) where would this country be? Nobody gets anywhere by backing down or running away. You think we get to live in a free nation by looking away? I think not.

AGoodGuy1026 Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1333	Wed 09/16/09 07:17 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your *ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown. Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line? which is my point specifically... this is not something to joke about... You post a joke in the joke forum... I was offended by it -- so I post my offense... SO... I have to laugh at your jokes, just because they are in the proper forum?.... sigh*

AGoodGuy1026 Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1333	Wed 09/16/09 07:19 AM
I think this story is suppose to be funny,.. topic ? Jokes & funny stories U know what I'm only 3 sips into my Java & this is the second thread were I see ppl.getting their panties in a twist.It is the Jokes Forum right?Humor is highly subjective such as music & countless topics that I've seen posted in public forum.Understandably there are many who will experience a heightened sensitivity level due to certain subject matter.However the OP has a right to post his/her topic providing it does not cross the site's rules of post.Bottom line=if the reader is effected adversely by the post in question than the logical option would be to leave the thread w/o comment.No stress or popcorn cart.(imo)Godspeed!Cy;) yes, but this was so offenseive to me, it warranted my response. If you can't take it , don't dish it ...

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 07:23 AM
me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your **ind business well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your *ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase . can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown. Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line? which is my point specifically... this is not something to joke about... You post a joke in the joke forum... I was offended by it -- so I post my offense... SO... I have to laugh at your jokes, just because they are in the proper forum?.... sigh* Ya aint even heard the punch line, it could be really funny and you dont eve know it yet, but i guess i understand where it wouldnt be funny to some people, My appologies sir. This is america, and we can think and type whatever we want.

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Wed 09/16/09 07:25 AM
Freedom of speech, no matter how stupid it may make you once you read it. I still wanna know what was in the god d**ned case!

elsewhere Joined Sun 09/13/09 Posts: 196	Wed 09/16/09 07:26 AM
well inchbingebrochen none of your ****ing business