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well i thought people would like the story
now you just gotta be a lil more creative how about Candy Cane? |
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not mine but it goes along with the theme
It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth. |
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Milk Duds
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Edited by
deltasissy
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Sun 02/03/08 09:33 PM
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Her-she-kisses
but they're a lil gay |
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Topic:
Gotta Get My 1000 So......
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how about ripping new jeans to shreds??
aqua net hair spray |
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38. He likes to be beaten with a stick.
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The official JSH Insult Room
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well you're hot but you have a dirty mouth
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No one excites me
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you are my dream girl 
you're sweet 
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No one excites me
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oh yeah i have something in mind, too, you a need "leash" And you KNOW that I'd be the first one there for you...with leash at the ready...Delta...Delta...Delta.. 
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No one excites me
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geezus i need counseling Delta Echo Lima Tango Alpha.. You know that we're just not worthy
You don't need counseling...just need a "release"
oh yeah i have something in mind, too, you a need "leash" |
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No one excites me
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Maybe your trying too hard, or looking in all the wrong places. and maybe your just not giving it a chance 
no, i'm giving them a chance i've gone out with some of them more than 1x, 2x they're still boring and of course i'm trying too hard i want a boyfriend geez |
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No one excites me
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exactly i was married since teen havent ever dated i hope i can get over this.i have no feelings for him no more dont know why i'm this way all the exciting guys turn out to be jerks the boring ones are nice but blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh geezus i need counseling great, now the guy you just dated is gonna start one of those -"why don't women like nice guys" threads. eh, let 'em whine. |
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No one excites me
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Everyone I've gone out with or talked with lately is absolutely boring I've only been dating for a year I was married prior to that and didn't date as a teenager Is this something I can expect for a while??? Do you experience the same thing??? BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Well, you go out so your doing better than me. I haven't had a date in like almosta year! But it'll get better for ya, you'll find that nice guy and then dom him into subbing and yeah, then you'll be happy lol... guess there's always a rainbow gingerbread man by the way, you're looking tasty lol |
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No one excites me
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exactly i was married since teen havent ever dated i hope i can get over this.i have no feelings for him no more dont know why i'm this way all the exciting guys turn out to be jerks the boring ones are nice but blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh geezus i need counseling |
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No one excites me
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What does excite you? good conversation someone who has an interesting "something" about them someone i can laugh with among other things lol
HUH |
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No one excites me
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What does excite you? good conversation someone who has an interesting "something" about them someone i can laugh with among other things lol
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No one excites me
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Aww You just miss Mirror Mirror He will be back soon 
true so why doesn't anyone answer the question lol? |
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hullo.
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welcome
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No one excites me
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Everyone I've gone out with or talked with lately is absolutely boring
I've only been dating for a year I was married prior to that and didn't date as a teenager Is this something I can expect for a while??? Do you experience the same thing??? BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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Topic:
BLOCKING
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view their profile
click on block this user |
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